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Capt.Jim's avatar

I thought this has been was dead already damn his singing was at least 30 years ago.Also too where in the hell did he get him that hair??the Rand Paul school of rugs buy a gawd damn comb you dumbass

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schmannity's avatar

A fight between Texas and Florida is like the tallest midget contest.

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PubOption's avatar

And I think I know what type of weapon he would use.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hooray! Political punditry by song. When are the Smothers Brothers coming back?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

With apologies to Kenny Rogers:

That Gatlin boy just laughed at him, when he walked into the barroom Larry got up and met him halfway 'cross the floor When Alcee turned to go he said "Hey look the Dem is leavin'!" But you could've heard a pin drop, when Alcee stopped and locked the door.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Here's an idea ... what if we made Texans aware of how much and often almost everyone talks shit about them? Would they spend so much time writing stupid songs about it that they would be effectively disabled?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I really preferred it when newscasters never even mentioned TX, they just said things like "...in a remote part of the nation today, ..."

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

A Maxim Gun?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Giant Douche v. Turd Sandwich.

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Cajun Kid's avatar

Saw this on Sean Manatee's show last night. (I only watched it because my blood pressure was getting low.) My only reaction was "Gee, I know the guy is from Florida and was INPEECHED!!!! by the Senate back in the 80s as a federal judge, but...he's also right. Texas is terrible.

Also, Wonkette I'm disappointed in you. You haven't picked up the terrible stupidity that is Piyush Jinsal's official gubernatorial portrait. Daily Kos had it two days ago (I think), and it was hilarious.

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