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Wombats are awesome. Their poops are square !

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LOL!

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I remember when gas pumps has a bell that rang as you filled up. That's what I hear when I watch that kitten.

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"Say more ass poots with your mouth hole, Meghan:"

In her case, they're queefs.

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Megan and her closest advisors.

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"Even if you could build a city on Rock and Roll, they'd still have to use mob concrete."

- David Letterman

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Paraphrasing Dana Gould:

"Carly Fiorina, not only were you great as the CEO of Hewlett-Packard, but as host of "Tales From The Crypt," I loved you."

Or this:

"Carly Fiorina wears a merkin. It's stuck to her forehead."

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Anybody else ever notice that very young kitten's tails are triangular? I just love that!

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I agree. Their response is more like they don't know him very well.

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Actually only an autopsy could conclusively determine that. With votes, of course.

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Can't figure why Republicans want female candidates who so resemble dominatrices, thou anyone engaging their services ought to be prepared to be whined and bitched to death.

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what's not to love? Plus puppies!

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What's Adele ever done to you?

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That's why her face always looks like it just came out of an ice pack.

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"Warms up Ted Cruz..." like a crematorium warms corpses? And iCarly2.0, Cruz's attack Chihuahua, who had to have CNN bend the debate rules so she could be at the Big Boy's table for her debate? She needs to be quarantined, stat, because apparently Meghan's been infected from that rabid bitch.

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I love Meghan McCain. She's my touchstone for what the average person, without any formal training in poliics, can pick up in a lifetime of exposure. Which is almost always wrong, or lacking in any useful predictive rigor, but does give me a glimpse of what the average voter is thinking.

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