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... except, and I swear to the Imaginary Sky Fairy, Donald Dumpster is actually polling higher after his misogynist comments, and CNN (Clearly Not News) is trotting out all manner of women supporting him, if not his comments per se. In fact, they actually have a panel segment called The Day In Trump. (and if you don't mind, I'd like to borrow your pre-Disqus tagline and say, Oh!... FFS!) I'm waiting for James Earl Jones to re-do the v/o as... "This is CNN, The Comb-over News Network."

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... The Dumbald has already admitted that he "likes to whine" because he "likes to win"... and he "keeps whining until he wins". So... err... the whiner is a winner? Or the winner is a whiner? If Trumpster decides to go rogue third party, I suggest naming it the WATB Party.

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... Nugent! Nugent! Nugent! Yep... still can't hear him (still don't want to).

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... a promise, like being "in jail or dead", that he failed to fulfill.

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... stop trying to frighten me. It's not nice.

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Well, you are right. Perhaps not Nugent as a VP for Donald Frump - perhaps - Huckabee! You know, the guy that's gonna make everyone get their 'Family Life' in order ..

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Let's not forget folks: This is the GOP "patriot" that SHIT himself to get out of serving his country in Vietnam.

What else do you expect from this human piece of garbage?...never did understand what the RW nutjobs found so endearing about this asshat....

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Amusing to see lefties defending Kelly, employee of their version of the anti christ. Proof that left and right power structures will stop at nothing to unseat Trump. The PC dam has failed and the flood will bury the old guard and they know it.

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Can it be explained why anyone would turn to this has-been for anything? I guess interviewing a sentient human being would just be too taxing for these people.

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Oh, now, poopy pants isn't all that bad...uh...wait...that last joint went right to my head...yes poopy drawers is exactly that bad. Apparently, what escaped his anal aperture all those many decades ago were the last remnants of his fugitive brain cells. Gives new meaning to "shit for brains." For what he dropped on his "stuff" watching Megan, pass the tweezers and magnifying glass, and that's just for his tumescent state.

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...the dude does play a pretty mean ax, however.

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I don't care what Nugent thinks, Megyn Kelly will never be stupid enough to let him touch her.

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She may be getting stupid, but he has a big head start.

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He's probably saving up for a Thai sex tour African safari.

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That and while he is signing the adoption papers for his underage girlfriend.

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I think @wonkette dot or period com should hire Ms. Megan Kelly and she could do a video news show in the evening, could wear pants, or jeans if she wanted, and sit behind a desk, even one not made of glass. Wear makeup or not, have her hair up, post photos of her babbies! I bet she has hilarious tales to tell of inside the news!

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