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I think someone needs to Cafe Press a babie onesie that says "Future Molester" for Duggar fans.

Only in blue, of course, since we all know that girls don't have sex drives, because only men are visual.

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I know. I had a suspicion some are sneaking under the rug. And ruggers are not allowed here. Almost despicable if they even allowed rabbits.

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You go to the polls with the Reagan you have, not the Reagan you wish you had.

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You seem rightfully pissed. I love how repeat TV brings out the best on the weekend. And some just show up here. Hey what the hell ... here I am. And Netflix doesn't help. I didn't know that there are 50 bad movies a week produced. The Net should get a little more choosey ya think.

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I gave you some cash. But that's only because you mangle the English language/syntax in a wonderful way that would annoy my HS English teacher (who turned on me the minute I exposed an administration cover-up). In fact, the high school hot teacher was actually just leading me on, until I got all journalistic on her principal/boyfriend, so consider my donation not as kindness, but hatred.

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I'm nearsighted too, but I can make up with quantity what I lack in quality.

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The modern Redumblicons go to the polls with the Ronnie they wish he was and not the tax raising, deficit spending, federal government expanding, illegal immigrant amnestying, apartheid supporting, Islamist nurturing, gun smuggling Ronnie he really was.

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Megyn Kelly looks like a dude in drag with his face plastered with heavy makeup. Just sayin'.

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It's about ratings and it's all about a paycheck. Megyn Kelly gets paid only if people watch her show because that's the metric advertisers look at when deciding where to spend their money. I doubt she has an opinion about what she says on camera and I certainly doubt she gives a shit about the Duggars. She interviews them because her producers told her that doing so will keep the network's core audience tuned in. She has to do it because if she doesn't somebody else will and she'll lose the audience. I met one of the Fox News weather girls one time in Las Vegas and she was very candid when she said she couldn't care less about what Fox News stands for. They pay her to talk about the weather and that money sends her kids to college. Plain and simple.

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Bill O'Reilly has to be the Duggar's biggest fan right now. Josh's crimes bumped Bill-O's wife-beating stories right off the front page.

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It may sound smart and pragmatic to say, in essence, "I serve the devil because the devil pays, I need the money and if I don't he'll just find someone else to pay" but in the end, any way you cut it, you are still serving the devil. Imho.

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But enough about Rupert Murdoch.

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The story is not as sexay time as either the headline or the photo suggested. I has a sads.

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There is an infinite amount of bad movies. They reproduce by self-cloning, like bacteria.

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I stand corrected. *grins*

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...c'mon guys, have some compassion! It was just some good 'ol fashioned brother and sister FINGER FUCKING. Let he who hasn't FINGER BANGED his sister cast the first stone!!!

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