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3FingerPete's avatar

Is anyone else having trouble posting to their substack?

Oy!'s avatar

Jeanine Boxwine strikes out . . . again. Is this the 3rd or the 4th "No bill (and fuck off)" that she has "won"? 🤪 Play that funky 'womp, womp' music, white gurl . . .

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"Grand Jury Rebuffs Justice Dept. Attempt to Indict 6 Democrats in Congress"–https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/us/politics/trump-democrats-illegal-orders-pirro.html

"Federal prosecutors in Washington sought and failed on Tuesday to secure an indictment against six Democratic lawmakers who posted a video this fall that enraged President Trump by reminding active-duty members of the military and intelligence community that they were obligated to refuse illegal orders, four people familiar with the matter said.

It was remarkable that the U.S. attorney’s office in Washington — led by Jeanine Pirro, a longtime ally of Mr. Trump’s — authorized prosecutors to go into a grand jury and ask for an indictment of the six members of Congress, all of whom had served in the military or the nation’s spy agencies.

But it was even more remarkable that a group of ordinary citizens sitting on the grand jury in Federal District Court in Washington forcefully rejected Mr. Trump’s bid to label their expression of dissent as a criminal act warranting prosecution."

Bitter Scribe's avatar

As a lawyer, Pirro is simply ass. She calls herself "judge" because she was some kind of small-town magistrate or justice of the peace or something. She doesn't have the skills to prosecute a traffic ticket or deal with a staff of two, much less run a U.S. Attorney's office.

Rocket Cat's avatar

ICE lost in LA too over a phony “assault with a floppy hat”…poor dude was locked up for six months

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Silver for team Duluth. 🥈

Parakeetist's avatar

Is everyone on the team from Duluth? 😃⛸️

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1mEdited

OLD DAD JOKE I heard growing up in Minnesota

<> "Does this bus go to Duluth?"

<> "NO! this bus goes BEEP BEEP!"

jemineye's avatar

In the continuing saga of My Sewer Pipe Is Broken...

We've engaged a local contractor & they did an initial camera-imaging thing down the pipe yesterday, and this morning there was a City truck doing something or other down the manhole in front of our house. Mr. jemineye tells me the next steps are a permit for the contractor and then digging up & replacing the entire lateral sewer line from our house to the city pipes.

Could take a week, and it's going to be expensive, but we've crunched the numbers and it's not devastating. Just aggravating. But we knew this was coming eventually, so. And there's apparently a $2,500 rebate from the City for replacing old sewer lines. Might see that in a year or so.

I washed my hair and got clean today (utility sink at MIL's unfinished remodel, but I'm clean, yay!), and that elevated my attitude a LOT. I really hate being grungy.

And tonight we got all the piled up dishes washed using plastic wash-basins in the sink and dumping out the rinse basin in the rocks in the front yard when it got too soapy. Used the dishwasher as a dish drainer, hehe.

This whole situation has made me extremely grateful for what I have. I'm in a warm house, comfy on my couch with a movie on TV when it's raining & cold outside, and I'm not having to figure out how to stay warm or where to find a bathroom or stay out of the rain. And I'm super fortunate to have a different house to go to for toilet & washing reasons, even if it's an unfinished shell.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

So sorry you have to go through that, but it sounds like you're properly grateful for what you have. I've found that's one of the keys to contentment in life.

AJ Milne's avatar

Odd cognitive glitch: sometimes I misread desert island as dessert island and for a moment think okay sounds good but man you know that island is gonna go straight to your meridian.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Ah, so Nutlick says "Oh yeah, I did that thing that I said I didn't do"

Repost, but let's have a cat. This is Babe Paley's cat Little Mama

https://substack.com/@fukuisanyesota/note/c-212808951?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knplb

Apparently she's a bit nervous of people and hides a lot.

Anyway, she posted Mama, and I couldn't resist a hat.

https://substack.com/@fukuisanyesota/note/c-212805041?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knplb

Stulexington's avatar

So many important people saying "oh that Jeffery Epstein."

Bitter Scribe's avatar

OMFG.

Jordan Hudson, the twentysomething girlfriend of seventysomething Bill Belichick, was spotted with Bill at a UNC basketball game during Super Bowl weekend.

She was wearing a T-shirt with the logo of the Orchids of Asia Day Spa.

That happens to be the rub-and-tug joint where Patriots owner Robert Kraft got busted in a sting in Florida in 2019.

Bill does NOT like Bob.

WTAXF's avatar

TBF… Bill doesn’t …. reeeeaaaallly or at all like (almost) anyone or anything 😎

Oy!'s avatar

Yeah, that was a total troll. She must really be a piece of work.

WTAXF's avatar

I want this to turn into a awesome like graphic novel loooools w all kindsa scooby doo adventures

Joe Christmas's avatar

Bitch, be Cray Cray. And as always bleeding from her, whatever.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Ron Filipkowski

‪@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

The most blatantly corrupt gangster government in American history. Where are congressional Republicans on this stuff? Nowhere to be found. Vote them ALL out.

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:t6ubj2wlhc34awzcymh3qpur/bafkreifkmd7olobs2byhtg55hio46pxlv4ixn6ooihur2oimzb5wznjmha@jpeg

gallbladder's avatar

I speak for Canada when I say, "We never thought it would happen in our town."

Random's avatar

I can only speak for myself when I say, "This shouldn't have happened at all". My heart goes out to you and all our Canadian Wonks.

gallbladder's avatar

I/We appreciate the words.

Oy!'s avatar

Oh shit . . . haven't seen the news for a few hours.

Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

I reached out to a friend who lives there. Another friend told me about the shooting and said she's already contacted our mutual friend to see that she was okay. It's all very surreal.

gallbladder's avatar

As long as people are in good contact.

Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

We are. CBC is doing a live about it all. Just had a student who was there and his mother. The school only has about 100 students.

Lucy Bea's avatar

I’m sorry 😞

gallbladder's avatar

You've nothing to be sorry for. I always lean towards the forensics and want to know "why?," just as you might.

WTAXF's avatar

Craven Petulant Poorest Sports aka Americans in this instance

Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

There was a school shooting near me. That's what he's talking about. Nothing to do with Americans.

WTAXF's avatar

Myb, GL! Me &/or SubS mixed up in the thread/ noncomments order/replies. Also so sorry Ur community experienced violence especially sounds like kiddos predominate environment aka extra cowardice/ horror. I’m sorry

Ginger Lumberjack's avatar

Thank you. Tumbler is a bit south of me but I know people who live there and have been there many times. Our communities are pretty tight and try to look after each other.

davebarnes's avatar

Forever known as “The Bad Bunny Superbowl “.

WTAXF's avatar

💗💯🎶

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

USA USA....

Team Duluth takes the lead.

Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

If I have a beer, does that count as ferments?

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𝓦𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓩𝓸𝓸𝓶

Join the WonkZoom.com virtual dive bar. The regular hours are Tuesday and Friday nights from 6:00 pm to 9:00 pm Pacific. If that should change, read about it here on the hour and half-hour. Your video is OFF until you enable it.

These WonkZoom announcements have quips from

https://www.keepinspiring.me/funny-quotes/

𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘐’𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵.

—Clarence Darrow

Stanta Knows's avatar

I didn't know that RFK, Jr had a nutrition chatbot - realfood.gov (it redirects to grok).

Check out it's recommendations for people who like to put food in their rectum (OK, I am suspicious, but realfood.gov is real)

https://www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutrition-chatbot-recommends-best-foods-to-insert-into-your-rectum/

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

There's a Medicare Billing Code for that

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18mEdited

😂🤩

tehbaddr's avatar

Flared base instructions! Funny AF!

tehbaddr's avatar

Rectal feeding. They used that as torture in Gitmo.

Stanta Knows's avatar

South Park did it. Martha Stewart inserted a Thanksgiving turkey.

WTAXF's avatar

And Oprah maybe something too? Or hills and Oprah and MS?

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

100% BS. Antivaxxers have taken over the FDA and thousands of kids will die.

Motherfuckers need to face justice.

nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

at this point, the drug makers need to make plans to abandon the American market.