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Eric Cartman for UN Secretary!

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An interesting side not, and not at all OT, on February 21, 1905, the Supreme Court ruled that the federal government has the authority to impose vaccine mandates to ensure the safety of the public's health.

Won't it be fun to watch the Stupid Coalition on the Supreme Court gut a 117-year-old precedent?

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If he did that to get his kid into a better school system, they'd throw his ass in jail.

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Cripes the Bus Driver wears a mask 8+ hours a day NO PROBLEM. I have no superpowers. I don't even have very many regular powers. I just *somehow* manage to keep my oppositional defiance disorder at arm's length while I'm getting paid to do a job that is apparently SOOOOOOO safety sensitive that I'll be immediately shit-canned if I ever test positive for the weed I can never risk smoking.

And though it is not PC, I will add that many people should wear a face mask is a great idea for aesthetic as well as epidemiological reasons.

And for the love of Superstition, get rid of these year-old, saggy-ass dirty diaper masks with visible snot skidmarks. Are you fucking kidding me? I wouldn't wipe my... my... driveway with some of the masks people use.

Stupid fucking world...

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Please ignore the upvote from the internet sex worker troll Monica. I've heard she only wears a fishnet mask... and that costs extra.

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I feel so owned. Please, stop owning me. Oh, no. Help. What will I ever do?

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He doesn't have to do that, he has tape of him and Michelle Obama dancing with some kids, it is implied.

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I can't decide if it's more greed or lunacy that's gotten into his brain. Either way, I'd be perfectly happy if he retired to a nice little anonymous place and picked up woodworking and knitting.

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Daniel Tiger for Health and Human Services.

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I think I've seen my ob in scrubs twice. Both times had involved the recent eviction of a small human.

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Okay, we all know that once upon a time, Mehmet Oz (I'm following the Philadelphia Inquirer's lead and not calling him "Dr" until he moves back to NJ) was considered a legit surgeon. I believe his specialty was cardiovascular surgery. Those operations can last several hours. What did he do if an operation ran past eight hours? Change his scrubs before finishing?

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At least Big Bird is pro-vaccine.

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What voodoo priest turned poor David Bowie into a zombie?

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I suspect it has more to do with what's leaked our of his brain. Brain cells.

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“I’ve been in your living room every day for 13 years.”…um…I don’t think so. I wouldn’t let this slimy charlatan in my yard.

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Okay. Now you're babbling. Sit down and drink some water.

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