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I might have more sympathy for her if every scrap of evidence I've seen about her didn't show her to be an objectively horrible person, a match made in hell for the Turd.

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I would be shocked – SHOCKED – to learn that a gold digger fucked rich and powerful Jeffrey Epstein before moving on to Donald Trump. SHOCKED!!!

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Einstein Visa holder marries Stable Genius.

GH Swell's avatar

Melania never did Donald? She was just cover/ winglady for his being a pedofile? Sounds right.

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

These mooks never heard of the Streisand effect.

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

I would be nice if all these creepy people were forced to tell the public the truth about their gross, privileged lifestyles. But I'm not holding my breath.

Beelzebub Griddlecake's avatar

I just want to never have to hear about her or her husband ever again.

Brian McCurdy's avatar

I’m so very tired of this woman. She seems like one of the most unpleasant people in America. Remember when the reverend asked the Trumps for basic kindness on Inauguration Day and Melania glared daggers at her? To me, that shows her true character.

TerseNurse's avatar

Thanks Marcie. I need a shower now.

Robert Rands's avatar

Eventually, people realize that the spaghetti hasn't stuck to the wall. "Sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll!" How come progressive liberals never really make anything better while somehow maintaining their creds? As they, usually, make it worst, probably, won't last that much longer...

Tom's avatar

Where is Hooper when we need him...?

Laurian's avatar

.Hey, try this thought experiment. Melania is a victim of sex trafficking. Her subsequent choices are symptomatic of PTSD/Stockholm syndrome.

I say this not to excuse her but to understand.

Anzu's avatar

Stockholm syndrome isn't actually real. the entire thing was made up at the time to save face for the inept police force.

Christopher's avatar

She actually never said that, she just said “relationship.”

Free beach's avatar

It’s all in the words.

Vic's avatar

Like her joke husband, Melanja Knavs has probably never had a friend, and never known love of any kind.

Is that what drives people into the arms of the GOP? Or does the GOP just draw all the despicable, unlovable people?

Scientist at the bench's avatar

Just following the odds; especially in her orbit, Melania has had sex with quite a few pedophiles. I would not doubt that he words "at the same time" could also be relevant here.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

The faceplant heard around the world.

Axomamma's avatar

Would have been much cleaner for Melania if she had even just pretended to "help" Amanda.