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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

It's the modern version of the tulip craze.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Which she renegotiates regularly.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

"location, location, location!"

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

She did Qvc fake jewelry before, so...

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

You were lucky, I just quit my job entirely.

Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

I call it virtual tulip madness

Capitalism has always been a scam

betty-rubble's-kicky-skirt's avatar

I was once at the Redd Foxx "museum" in Vegas. It was a disused convenience store and last I saw the building had become a muffler/smog shop.

betty-rubble's-kicky-skirt's avatar

I'm still waiting for her to leave him for a Russian oligarch. Surprised it hasn't already happened.

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Shananigan's avatar

Having been a secretary many years ago, I particularly detest the gross secretary jokes. It's a difficult enough job to do without all the disrespect.

I had a job as an "executive secretary" once and ALL the other women in the company told me that my boss was notorious for banging all his previous ones. I was a mouthy American living in the UK at the time so I told them "You ever heard the phrase 'The buck stops here'? Well, the fuck stops here."

I guess either that got back to him or I wasn't his "type" because he left me alone LOL!

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Understood. Thanks for the reminder, Dok.

Qntino773's avatar

You must not have browsed the ‘tourist section’ of a stuckey’s truck stop lately. Those places are always full of neo-confederate crap along with anything fat nixon.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Nah, it's all about Trump raising money, Melania's just the front