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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

It's the modern version of the tulip craze.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Which she renegotiates regularly.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

"location, location, location!"

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

She did Qvc fake jewelry before, so...

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

You were lucky, I just quit my job entirely.

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

I call it virtual tulip madness

Capitalism has always been a scam

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betty-rubble's-kicky-skirt's avatar

I was once at the Redd Foxx "museum" in Vegas. It was a disused convenience store and last I saw the building had become a muffler/smog shop.

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betty-rubble's-kicky-skirt's avatar

I'm still waiting for her to leave him for a Russian oligarch. Surprised it hasn't already happened.

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Shananigan's avatar

Having been a secretary many years ago, I particularly detest the gross secretary jokes. It's a difficult enough job to do without all the disrespect.

I had a job as an "executive secretary" once and ALL the other women in the company told me that my boss was notorious for banging all his previous ones. I was a mouthy American living in the UK at the time so I told them "You ever heard the phrase 'The buck stops here'? Well, the fuck stops here."

I guess either that got back to him or I wasn't his "type" because he left me alone LOL!

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Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

NFT: "Now Fund Trump"

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Thorn Spike's avatar

Understood. Thanks for the reminder, Dok.

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Qntino773's avatar

You must not have browsed the ‘tourist section’ of a stuckey’s truck stop lately. Those places are always full of neo-confederate crap along with anything fat nixon.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Nah, it's all about Trump raising money, Melania's just the front

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