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Funsupersized's avatar

See, that would have been really useful! So much better than this "Be Best" nonsense.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Roman Empress Theodosia was a former prostitute and was quite good at being Empress.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Well, I know something now I didn't know 3 minutes ago.

You good, Natalie?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Hi hon! Just hiding in my little bungalow from the 'Rona. How are you and and your family doing?I leaned so many interesting thing working in surgery.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Unfortunately, the Republicans would never have allowed that, the rich and influential love using women as door mats.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Ever the salesman.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Glad you're snug and safe. Everybody in my set is OK...varying degrees of anxiety and financial stress. Just like everyone else. My 95 year old mother is handling this with more grace and resoluteness than I could've possibly predicted.

It's always nice to see you catch up a bit.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Same here.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

PT Barnum was underestimated.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, Bread and circuses has been a recurring thought for me as well.

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

"The smartest thing she can do is not generate controversy." Like wearing a coat that says "I really don't care. Do u?"

In the face mask tweet she has a familiar orange tint to her.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

She definitely didn't get the rhythm down, given that she literally walked off the job one day when it became a broken-down clusterfuck where no one was getting their orders. A luxury that a real waitress wouldn't have had.

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@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

I love Michelle's quarantine hair. Let your curls fly!

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

She doesn't ask for any sympathy. From anyone. And she doesn't torment us with political crap. Just think how it would be to have two of them blabbing at us. OMG

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I'll be in my bunk.

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