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marxalot's avatar

Well, it's a big "if we have to" up front there.And she's not my type.

SnarkON's avatar

Don't forget, it's lotion made with caviar.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I guess the more accurate "Technically, Not Hitler" is too long for a bumper sticker.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Cheetos in bed? Hmmm, an aristocrat!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

The Donald is really a big ol' softie. His bark is worse than his Arbeit.

chickadee's avatar

Yes, that's what I meant. Not all 25 year olds could afford to pay $2500/month rent, plus have the money to buy furniture at Crate and Barrel, so she wasn't like everybody else.

therblig's avatar

Getting and Keeping Good Help

Kelly Hamilton's avatar

I never care for women who refer to themselves as "beautiful". She's a little too Slavic for some of us, like Rudolph Nureyev in a wig.

Trump Ate Our Votes's avatar

I was actually referring to his awful spray tan. ;-)

Kelly Hamilton's avatar

That really was a thoughtless comment from me, aimed only at one woman. Judging from your picture, you have a poor self-image, but I would drop that one word from your vocabulary. You look too classy for that.

Dyna Moe's avatar

Trump's not Hitler, he's Silvio Berlusconi

Iam Reading's avatar

Meeeeoooowww. Pffft, pffft.