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Well, it's a big "if we have to" up front there.And she's not my type.

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Don't forget, it's lotion made with caviar.

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I guess the more accurate "Technically, Not Hitler" is too long for a bumper sticker.

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Cheetos in bed? Hmmm, an aristocrat!

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The Donald is really a big ol' softie. His bark is worse than his Arbeit.

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Yes, that's what I meant. Not all 25 year olds could afford to pay $2500/month rent, plus have the money to buy furniture at Crate and Barrel, so she wasn't like everybody else.

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or without gloves

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neither is gudenov

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Platinum Card

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Getting and Keeping Good Help

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I never care for women who refer to themselves as "beautiful". She's a little too Slavic for some of us, like Rudolph Nureyev in a wig.

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I was actually referring to his awful spray tan. ;-)

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That really was a thoughtless comment from me, aimed only at one woman. Judging from your picture, you have a poor self-image, but I would drop that one word from your vocabulary. You look too classy for that.

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Trump's not Hitler, he's Silvio Berlusconi

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Meeeeoooowww. Pffft, pffft.

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