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Sleezy limestone Eastern European pimp look design with gold plating replaces the Rose Garden. Hopefully the staff of loyal Americans can slow her down enough to stop the bulldozer.

There is nothing they can not ruin.

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She is planning on adding limestone paving.

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He was never invited.

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January 22nd? Donnie will be in Moscow by then.

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She is a racist Birther.

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Limestone paving. Not making this up.

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I hope she's not the one who did the interior design of their primary home. Otherwise, it's gonna cost way too much and be hella tacky.

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I've leafed through Architectural Digest a time or two in waiting rooms.

So I'm just like you and Melon in that I've studied it also too (though without receiving a degree).

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If "make a mark" means "Bay of Pigs" then yes.

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Melania never signed up for this shit show. She thought she was a standard Eastern European mail-order bride who would marry a fat, repulsive rich guy, shave her twat, and pose nude to make his business rivals jealous. She has done her best to not actually be First Lady by being at the White House as little as possible, doing nothing with the bully pulpit she has been handed, and keeping her mouth shut.

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Chances are he's already another sociopath like his half-siblings.

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This is WAY too clever for the Trumps. They will be content with fucking up Jackie's design, and yeah, lots of gold crap.

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Hard to top that one, unless your last landscaping job was at the Overlook Hotel.

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funny thing is, the rose garden was the only safe space to hold events at the white house during the pandemic, and now it will be closed for however long it takes to do the renovations. is melanoma trying to kill all the white house press corps?

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According to remarks prepared for Melania Trump after feeding random Hallmark cards into the Platitude 9000 ...

It's a his'n'her modular appliance pairing with her husband's Insult-o-matic.

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Nothing can top the March of the Bleeding Cousin Itts in 2018. That was one for the ages.

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