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Claire Elliott's avatar

WTF is a "lunchable suit"?

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Claire Elliott's avatar

If I were queen of the world, "lunchable" "impactful" and "onboarding" would all be crimes against the English language.

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marshwren's avatar

As Melanie is recently "quoted", "I know who I married". As do we.

I've always been curious about her choice of men. There are about 14M+ millionaires in the US (i don't know how many there were when she latched on to Dear Leader like a leech; 10M+?). There had to a few thousand who were more handsome, better behaved, better educated, more faithful, less vulgar, etc. Yet she passed on them in favor of the one of the worst. This either speaks to her lack of judgment, or something a bit more nefarious.

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mailman27's avatar

Slightly more formal than the "snackable" suit.

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mailman27's avatar

Something you eat with a runcible spoon?

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mailman27's avatar

I would onboard myself as your Minister of Talkability and say "Here here!!"

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mailman27's avatar

Yikes.

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mailman27's avatar

Birds of a feather, peas in a pod, Tweedle-Dee and Twee-, ya know. She is on the same page, she is in on the grift, she gets NO pass. No parting gift.

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Dr.BDH's avatar

One made by the famous fashion designer, Oscar Meyer.

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mailman27's avatar

Elitist!

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Amy!'s avatar

For the fashionable, use cappellini to sew together rounds of bologna. Use celery as stays.

Look, it's less vomitous than anything perpetrated by this maladministration.

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Vavoline  Marie Johnson's avatar

She was wearing the Irma Grese Collection from Hugo Boss circa 1933

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

"White, so no threat to anything or anyone that matters"

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Keith Taylor's avatar

But being tactful she probably won't start collecting lampshades made of human skin until after her husband successfully cheats, lies and crimes his way to a second term in office - if he successfully does, all pagan gods and beneficent stars forbid.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

You don't have to be queen of the world. They are.

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lurch394's avatar

That dress reminded me of the 1980s Wendy's commercial that was clearly bashing the Soviets for the benefit of Death Valley Ronnie: "Evening vear! Svim wear!"

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