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And how can we insure only Republicans get it?

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Clever, indeed.

But in contention for Cyber-Criminal of the Year at the next CCybies Awards?

Prolly not.

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Huh — I thought the “Cash me outside” girl was all done but no, she lives on in Mellissa (double ells please) Carone, the Four Seasons Total Landscaping of witnesses.

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It's especially amusing when you're the only one having dinner with him.

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Stormy made a much more honest living than Sarah Fuckabee Sanders and the new blonde spokesidiot for the "president."

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I thought that as well.

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I figured he picked her up in the hotel bar where he was staying. Like he did with Borat's daughter.

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Is the argument here that Blacks aren't shooting nearly enough White people?

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Crazy in the headCrazy in the bed

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It's easy for her to be a favorite. She has no real power. The other lunatics are marginally scary. This one is just entertaining.

BTW, why are we not calling this the Coup Klutz Klan?

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"Someone who sells his or her body for money has no good name."

Melania?

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I know! I'm always startled when people say-- as if they're worried about it-- "what about all the black people that kill black people, you're not worried about them!" And I always think,"not at the moment, no, I'm thinking about policemen right now." Why do they always say that? Like shooting black people is something it's easy to fall into and people of all races do it so why just blame the whites? I don't know but it always seems the most incomprehensible question and it ALWAYS comes up when police shootings of blacks are discussed.

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One of those classy joints where bottomless = no liquor license.

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There'll have to be a notice, that's all, a humane sort of notice to slap onto their very short resumes. "IPM" probably.

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