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bobbert's avatar

As they say, "How do we know the CIA wasn't involved in the JFK assassination?"

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Can't wait for these to turn up on Antiques Roadshow, or an episode of Pawn Stars.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Hey, even the CIA wasn't <i>that</i> stupid!

They were going to slip some magic foot powder into his shoes.

schmannity's avatar

I prefer the Sexbots with machine gun breasts.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

*sigh* Me, too. They came free with Dad's Bacardi.

schmannity's avatar

Chia Khalid Sheik Mohammed in a tank top was deemed to traumatizing for children.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

How about a Dick Cheney doll that melts into a pile of shit? You know, just like real life.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

When you're idea sounds like something that came from a bad episode of "Get Smart", it's time to reevaluate your work choices.