When we were but a young Wonket, we loved our G.I. Joe's. Pew, pew, pew! , we said to our Joes, along with eeeeeOOOWWW! and sch-BOOOM! when appropriate. Back then, we had to use Cobra Commander as the fill-in for all of America's enemies, but had we been born a decade later, and had the CIA followed through on this one unbelievably stupid plan, we might have been able to inject some verisimilitude into our cookie-strewn battlescapes.
When you're idea sounds like something that came from a bad episode of "Get Smart", it's time to reevaluate your work choices.
As they say, "How do we know the CIA wasn't involved in the JFK assassination?"
Can't wait for these to turn up on Antiques Roadshow, or an episode of Pawn Stars.
Hey, even the CIA wasn&#039;t <i>that</i> stupid!
They were going to slip some magic foot powder into his shoes.
I prefer the Sexbots with machine gun breasts.
*sigh* Me, too. They came free with Dad&#039;s Bacardi.
Chia Khalid Sheik Mohammed in a tank top was deemed to traumatizing for children.
How about a Dick Cheney doll that melts into a pile of shit? You know, just like real life.
When you&#039;re idea sounds like something that came from a bad episode of &quot;Get Smart&quot;, it&#039;s time to reevaluate your work choices.