14 Comments
User's avatar
Chris Grrr's avatar

Prostates rights.

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Meh - I got mutilated, it would seem, without my even noticing it. Makes it hard to see how it's even an issue.

Expand full comment
Vienna Woods's avatar

Barbara Kay is a bitch. She is one of the reasons that the school's copies of the National Post always get used for mulch in my garden rather than read.

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

These whiny losers would find their problems solved if they just treated women with respect, as equals. But they can't actually solve their problem with this one simple trick, because . . . umm . . . fuck, I dunno. Can anybody help me out here?

Expand full comment
artem1s's avatar

oh god, oh god, oh god, plz let them choose Dallas. I will have to poke 2B pencils in my eyes if they bring the RNC clown car to Cleveland.

Expand full comment
artem1s's avatar

good effort but you forgot to mention male breast cancer!

Expand full comment
Ennui There Yet's avatar

Bongos. A percussion instrument that, when played with the proper rhythm and cadence, causes spontaneous booty shaking.

Expand full comment
Ennui There Yet's avatar

There was a big men's rights gathering in San Francisco this weekend, too. But with much less clothing and way more bongos.

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>..get out of guilt free card...</i>

See, both sides do it. If anybody needs me, I'll be at the bar, wearing my "My eyes are up here" boxer shorts.

Expand full comment
Pookums's avatar

I want to hear about the secret room where the enormous dick statue was worshiped.

Expand full comment
Capt.Jim's avatar

Sister's house in Des Moines???? First time ever heard shacking up with another dude called that.

Expand full comment
Tiny kaiju's avatar

Sounds like you used him as a roundabout or took advantage of his gravity field to create a slingshot effect for your car.

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Talk about pinkos!

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

We'd tell you more, but our spy got stuck inside it again.

Expand full comment