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Not so much "rampant" as "Limpent", ifyaknowwhatImean.

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That's just Repub legislators.

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From what I've read of the bonobos, they use sex for pretty much everything.

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I'm only surprised there isn't an xkcd of that.

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<blockquote>Fucking pussies. </blockquote>

Is something none of these limpdicks are likely to do again.

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Send in Uma Thurman with her samurai sword ... the looks on their faces would be priceless. (After she left, I wonder if they'd want to clean their own underwear?)

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Judging from the evidence on this site, it also makes him considerably more attractive to women.

And men.

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This almost makes me wonder where you'd have to go to find the Rule 34 of <em>that</em>

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To be honest, knowing some of our gender are members of the NCM, I'd seriously consider handing the ladyfolk the rope.

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What a relief! I was feeling so oppressed.

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National Association of Masculine Bitchy Loser Assholes?

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When men do it, it's called a "career". (See: Romney, Mitt.)

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I'm glad you didn't quote more of their letter, because I already puked twice and now there's no solids left in my stomach and dry-heaving is so damn painful plus bile tastes totally gross.

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