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It takes less than a month to spend a 1000 dollars but more than 10 lifetimes to spend a billion.

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I've been meaning to write a screenplay based on A Christmas Carol that portrays Scrooge as the tragic victim of a Socialist mindfuck. His descent from a solid man of business to a gibbering librul is presented as an object lesson for all the owning class.

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"...people having gay intercourse with a Yule Log..."

Am I the only person who remembers the punchline "How far is the Olde Log Inn?"

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Eat shit and bark at the moon.

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I thought that was the straight line.

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Instead of Ho ho ho Merry Christmas it’s more like Bwhahaha pull my finger for your gift.

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No, they have no need for socialistic unemployment insurance that runs up the deficit. They have SSI and Social Security.

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