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If you were aiming to save money by tapping into a dirty river then I'd call that a failure.

If you were aiming to impact the fertility of black women and take out a few black babies in the process then I'd call that a SUCCESS!

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That's how we get bisexuals or transgendered people.

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Someone with knowledge of Michigan law, help me out. Is this one of those states that passed a bunch of harsh penalties for things like "inducing a miscarriage in the commission of a crime"? Because I'd imagine some government officials would be in some legal jeopardy if that were the case.Fucksakes, this whole story makes me want to rage-stroke. Is 10:30am to early to start drinking?

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I don't know about Michigan law, but under GOP law, they're fine, cuz ya know the dead are almost all black.

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I could not agree with you more..

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Apocalypse Now was a better love story than twilight.

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With our low water table that would be a real constructional challenge.

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I knew I liked you.

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Republican response: Can we poison Chicago's water too?

I've always believed that if the drooling imbeciles who make up the GOP's base knew that 80% of abortions are performed on minority women, they would suddenly have a change of heart regarding whether women should have the right to choose what's best for them.

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The people who say "I'm not a racist" fail/refuse to see that racism allowed this to happen. I hope the Time article reaches some of these.

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Yup, evidently human chimera were unknown to the deity in question or (s)he did not bestow that knowledge on his followers.

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When Skygod does it it his part of the plan. When a human does it, that is against the Skygod's wishes.

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I don't remember the Big J saying anything about the gays either. IIRC, Leviticus mostly.

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I'm sorry but you must feel stabby... a lot.

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Replying from tomorrow.

Nope. Didn't happen.

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