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YaJagoff's avatar

No drag queens! But might livestream an execution. Fair enough

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I have FB to thank for driving me away from Huffington Post to wander the information intestines back in 2013.

I had spent considerable time trolling RWNJ Breitbart losers there. I am proud to say the HP mods banned about a third of my written trolling but the never banned me outright. Someone must have liked me.

Arianna? Was that you?

Anywho, HP went to a format with no anonymous comments. Everything had to come from a FB account.

I blew them off, cursed zooketborg and departed after shaking their dust from my sandals.

I ended up here and have been a recovering troll addict ever since.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Today in History: October 9, Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

Today in History: October 9, Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

Today in History: October 9, Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

Today in History: October 9, Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

Today in History: October 9, Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

Today in History: October 9, Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

YaJagoff's avatar

Today in History: October 9, djt gets snubbed for Nobel Peace Prize

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

I realize there can be extenuating circumstances but,

EVERYONE JUST LEAVE FACEBOOK . . .

Parakeetist's avatar

Um, um...

A lot of my friends from local groups are there.

I am trying to check it less often.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I could've gone a little longer without hearing mention of Fivehead.

memzilla's avatar

I would be perfectly happy with adding a BIG ASTERIX and three little words to the First Amendment: "Except Nazi shit".

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Or we could just punch them in the face in public as an example to the others.

Mr blob's avatar

It’s almost like there should be laws against massive markets being owned exclusively by single companies with anti social sociopathic weirdos out for revenge against all the girlfriends of the past who snubbed them…

Oh their are?

My only small hope for the future where the Ai bubble bursts is that this asshole is deeply half trillion dollars pot committed to making Ai Work, and it’s going to take more than a broccoli haired “IM A COOL GUY NOW” personal rebrand and a data harvesting tamagotchi to save him.

Snarfyguy's avatar

Don't you typically have to aver that you're of age before accessing content about drinking/smoking/nudity, etc?

josephebacon's avatar

He still wants to send the military into Chicago...in clear violation of the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878...

Trump: "We could fix Chicago in literally three, four weeks. We'd bring in the military."

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mxhdfngk3t2i

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

Fix what, a parking ticket?

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Why don't you start small and try and fix the fucking reflecting pool you ignorant fucking moron.

josephebacon's avatar

Trump: "They viciously attacked the reflecting pool. Cutting it with probably box knives. Knives or box knives. Uh, boxcutters and uh, it's almost fixed now and finished."

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mxhe4iqdqe2d

Chino Cherokee's avatar

God Damn he's so incredibly stupid....

josephebacon's avatar

He will NEVER stop lying about the Reflecting Pool and how HE FUCKED IT UP!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

He did try, and we all made fun of him.

Snarfyguy's avatar

Chicago is broken?

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

The Obamas and the Obama Library are there. QED.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽’𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗳𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗮 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗹𝗼𝘄 Buyers have lost almost everything. He keeps pumping them anyway. https://www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-meme-coin-dinner?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=501423&post_id=219476561&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=3i9ct&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Liberty Financials (company behind Trump meme coin) TOS stated "purchased coins cannot be sold, withdrawn, or transferred".

Given that, how could anyone expect to "make money" ?

I wish reporting was more honest - this was just a conduit to give Trump money directly.

Headline should be "Trump's grifty gravy train running out of juice" . . .

helenasgarden's avatar

Is bankrupting Nazi MAGAts really a bad thing?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Consider where that money is going.

GiggleSnort's avatar

I've never been on Faceborg, or Instagram (because Zuck owns it), but my wife is on those. She likes to spend the morning scrolling through her feed. Sometimes she'll comment on something, and maybe want to show it to me, but by the time I look, it's gone into the past, from which she has trouble retrieving it. Really, it seems to me Faceborg is mimicking what ADHD does to you. I mean, I'm on the browser a lot, and I open tabs and then get distracted by something else, so I half-read them, or half-watch the video. But that's minor compared to the endless short-form roll of content you get from Faceborg. I mentioned this to my wife and she said, "Yeah, it's addictive. And it's probably using practically none of your brain." But she's not unplugging.

helenasgarden's avatar

I find it stultifying. Better than a stun gun.

EyeQueue's avatar

This is part of why people have pea-brain attention spans now.

I gave up being on FB and blindly scrolling about 5 years ago. I'm trying to get my attention span back, so am doing more reading of older texts that have more complex sentence structures, etc.

VaselineHabits's avatar

It also doesnt help that instead of an article you can read, it's a video.

helenasgarden's avatar

I'm using it currently because I can't find much of the subject I'm interested in anywhere else. I don't see its appeal otherwise. It's largely drek and repulsive.

EyeQueue's avatar

That makes sense.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Yeah, I think a lot of this stuff is breaking our brains.

I should go outside and touch grass

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

I wouldn't mind it if a ***** hit Mar a Lago and caused *****

Chino Cherokee's avatar

I'll take BLOOD CLOT and GLOBAL EUPHORIA for the win!

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

turd the size of the empire state building

the greatest viral video of all time.

josephebacon's avatar

He goes there again.

He wants a terrorist attack so he can declare martial law and suspend the midterms.

Trump: "They would've probably hit places like San Diego, Los Angeles, first. Because the route for a missile is much more convenient."

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mxheseoxhv2n

helenasgarden's avatar

I imagine that has been the plan all along. It can be faked as well, then blame Iran.

freakishlystrong's avatar

They don't have a missile capable of hitting the U.S. They also haven't developed anything. I thought they were on their knees anyway? But WE do, and I wouldn't put it past him.

PrimerGray's avatar

Don't we have the Star Wars Defense Initiative or some shit? Don't we have the bestest military in the world because of your leadership, Kim Don Un?

EyeQueue's avatar

He's forecasting like he always does what he is going to do.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Tell puddin' brain how closer Mar-a-Lago is to Iran compared to San Diego . . .

SkeptiKC's avatar

The only web site I sign into and interact upon is THIS one. I have no interest in or use for other websites.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Meta Muse is gonna fuck some idiots up.

And I'm here for it . . .

EyeQueue's avatar

Why can't they keep their dirty fucking mitts off of names they have no fucking business tainting? Why can't they come up with their own names for their shitproducts?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I'm waiting for the first incident where Muse does something like cancel their insurance or something.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Since the "convince children to commit suicide" bar has been way cleared already . . .

PrimerGray's avatar

<Oilcan Harry’s>

I have not heard of another Oilcan other than '80s Red Sox pitcher Oil Can Boyd (real name Dennis). He famously said after a game got called in the 6th inning because of fog at the old Cleveland Municipal Stadium, "Hey, when you build a building on the ocean, what do you expect? You expect fog. They should blame themselves for building it on the ocean."

josephebacon's avatar

That's a famous bar here in Los Angeles!

https://www.oilcanharrysla.com