Metro Section: Great Assassinations

[Pierre_de_Fermat]

OK, here is the parody of the <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/coxvalterman" target="_blank">Cox - Alterman Catfight</a>.

[Mahousu]

<i>There’s something novel about the corn hole sets ...</i> So Justin's offers cornholing? I guess it fits in with Wonkette after all.

[chascates]

Hell, it's <b>Retro Year</b>! Newt Gingrich for President, lower taxes for zillionaires, people waiting for the End of the World, unrest in the Middle East, etc.