Metro Section: Oh Great Klaatu! You Have Come To Save Us!
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Metro Section: Oh Great Klaatu! You Have Come To Save Us!
Metro Section: Oh Great Klaatu! You Have Come…
Metro Section: Oh Great Klaatu! You Have Come To Save Us!
Crime emergency continues as corn-rolled City-council-candidate-car-killer kicks out window, escapes police, vows Cropp is next. [ Stop, Blog, And Roll ] DC braces for the coming throngs of "an unholy army of undead mice." [ Pie Pants ] Discovery Channel's new marketing strategy involves catch phrase "I want a mother fucking shark up on this mother fucking building!" [