•If you didn't get your Stick tix today, you're stuck with the PandaCam. The National Zoo's Stick showings are booked through Jan. 2. [ FONZ ] •On last week's porn hearings: "One of Brownback's witnesses apparently testified that masturbation 'lights up your brain like a parade.' Which makes me think I need to get to more parades." [
Metro Section: Stinky Panda Porn
Metro Section: Stinky Panda Porn
Metro Section: Stinky Panda Porn
•If you didn't get your Stick tix today, you're stuck with the PandaCam. The National Zoo's Stick showings are booked through Jan. 2. [ FONZ ] •On last week's porn hearings: "One of Brownback's witnesses apparently testified that masturbation 'lights up your brain like a parade.' Which makes me think I need to get to more parades." [