* For the winos. [ Metrocurean ] * For the hippie winos. [ The Green Miles ] * "When the Nationals leave for Virginia, Portland, or Vegas, I think we should rename the (at least) $611,000,000 stadium the "Anthony Williams/Jack Evans Monument." After all, they were the ones who were so desperate to cement their legacy with a baseball team. Then we should shoot them out of a cannon in the direction of wherever the team decides to move." [
Metro Section: Wine, Beef, Cops & Cannons
Metro Section: Wine, Beef, Cops & Cannons
Metro Section: Wine, Beef, Cops & Cannons
* For the winos. [ Metrocurean ] * For the hippie winos. [ The Green Miles ] * "When the Nationals leave for Virginia, Portland, or Vegas, I think we should rename the (at least) $611,000,000 stadium the "Anthony Williams/Jack Evans Monument." After all, they were the ones who were so desperate to cement their legacy with a baseball team. Then we should shoot them out of a cannon in the direction of wherever the team decides to move." [