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To save Herr Trump, President Bannon, and President Kushner some valuable time, perhaps we should all get tattoos on our wrists? That has proven to be ridiculously authoritarian and horrifying in the past.

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i hope I hope I hope I hope I hope

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Why don't we all buy one, then join the NRA as voting members? Maybe that's how we make a difference by turning the NRA into a buncha lefty hippie snowflakes.

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Justice? I keep it in a special little box at the back of my closet next to the water heater. unfortunately, it also has a lot of ills and hope in it which would be a horrible thing to let loose.

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If he doesn't want to then he must be biased?

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Does it?

The Donald seems to bending it backwards, as well as assuring that the bend can never recover.

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Better yet, a Scots/Irish /Mexican judge--say, Andrew Jackson Rodriguez--bilingual , of course, a Stanford grad who is a widower with four children (lots of sitcom possibilities) who reflect their heritages. FUture actress Betty Blanco Rodriguez, future athlete Tomas Brady Rodriguez, future actor and distressed middle child Felipe Seymour Rodriguez, and the baby, Rosa de Guadalupe Gaga Rodriguez, who already is painting strange logos on her feet while belting out Top 40 musical hits. In both English and Spanish.

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Which is why he is afraid of stairs.

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I will refrain from commenting on this case until Justice Gosuck has weighed in.

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If I ever go to the White House, I will need to know exactly which chairs Mr. Nugent sat in.

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And last

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Nugent plays dive gigs so shitty that even I'd turn them down.

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And I hope you don't have a song about raping a thirteen year old and "sharing" her with a cop.

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Uh...no. I do have several songs about kicking the fuck out of people who do shit like that, though.

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I only recently became aware of that song of his. That Huckabee pals around with him but thinks Beyonce is trash, well, racists gotta racist, I guess.

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