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JCfromNC's avatar

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One thing’s for sure: AI Suarez would never be involved in something like this.

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Hey, there's a thought -- let's get rid of flawed human politicians and start having AIs instead. I mean, they could probably easily replace studio execs* so why not politicians?

* -- sample logic flowchart: Is [proposed project] based on an established IP? Yes -- Greenlight / No -- ask if it can be reworked to include one

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

AI Suarez could easily run the primaries if Trump was out of the picture.

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House of the Blue Lights's avatar

"it seems as if we’re all united in the belief that Ron DeSantis is a doofus. "

And here we thought hatred of Ted Cruz was the only thing that could bring us together.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If Ron DeSantis were to grow a beard, it would probably herald in that Age of Aquarius that everyone was singing about.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

why limit ourselves to just one?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I’m legit waiting for one of the Jan 6 defendants to declare their candidacy just so they can tell the judge they can’t be put in jail.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

don't jail me 2024 seems to be the running theme anyway for Republican weirdos.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Hey there? Anybody here see McConnell have his stroke?

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Richard S's avatar

What if the AI version polls better than the real one?

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Ask Max Headroom

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Antifa Commander's avatar

That AI mayor reminds me of that weird Clutch Cargo moving-lips stuff.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Hadn't thought of that in years. I can still remember the theme song, a zillion years later.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

“The only Hispanic Republican candidate …”?! But, I thought only our side did identity politics! Right is left, up is down … I’m so confused!

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UVB-76's avatar

Okay so now MSNBC says Hunter's plea deal is dead and he's pleading not guilty. I'm not certain whether this is a bad turn for him, or whether his team savors the chance to catch a liar on cross exam.

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tempusfugit's avatar

Not exactly either.

dRUMPfbitch 'judge' saw a chance to propagandize/do performative shite and muddied the waters at the last second. Her demands for 'clarification' (barf) will take two weeks, after which HB will change his plea if she stops fucking things up.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I just realize whose voice Ron DeSantis reminds me of.

It's Vizzini from "The Princess Bride."

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Inconceivable!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

They seem compatible intellectually. And both Italian, coincidence?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

But Vizzini was Sicilian. I think they look at it a bit differently.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"But Vizzini was Sicilian. I think they look at it a bit differently."

Right, compare him with the degenerate old man in "Catch-22"!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Oh, Sicilian!

"I am not Cherman, I am BAVARIAN!"

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Antifa Commander's avatar

AI Mayor Suarez? Online artificial flower vendors? WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?

Seriously, guys. Don’t let Skynet figure out that it could just launch AI Racistbot and half of humanity would gladly do whatever it wants.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

This story would make zero sense to a time traveler from 2019

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

I guessing the campaign is little more than a money laundering venture. The 500k is a pretty good sign.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Sounds like China is trying to muscle in on Russia's turf of funding republican candidates.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

So they went with Non-AI Suarez? Tim Scott would get them more bang for their buck.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

They saw how easy and cheap they are to buy and decided they wanted one (or more) of their very own.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Yes and theirs' is Hispanic for extra points!

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Dirty-Work's avatar

It's almost as if China and Russia feel they will prosper at America's expense if we just keep as many normies as possible out of congress.

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Laurian's avatar

Chapin Fay, like that's his real name, is one we need to keep an eye on. I suspect after seeing The Terminator he thought, "Wow That T 1000 is effing cool!"

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ArgieBargie's avatar

I never thought I'd live to see the day Republicans would make Mitt Romney look almost human.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

That being true, I never felt the way about the possibility of Romney winning in 2012 as I do about Trump. It would not have been the end of the republic.

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ArgieBargie's avatar

At this rate, just imagine how much worse Republicans will be in 2 election cycles.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Looking down the road, I see the GOP either conniving and succeeding at acquiring illegitimate power, or screaming their way into the dustbin of history. They will never be able to be a "normal" political party again.

We may be approaching an "1854" moment in terms of US party politics.

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