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This is how desperate I am. Cohen is a horrible person but if he can take trump down, I would be fine if he avoided jail. This trump and rusher and trump thing makes strange bedfellows.

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So how did this information, if not the hard drive, not surface before? Did Cohen forget he had it? Did the prosecutors not use the secret password?

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THAR HARD DRIVE! There castle...

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Same!

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time is no longer a luxury he is capable of...

Michael Cohen is the shittiest malfunctioning TARDIS ever.

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the one who sells the burnt coffee

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I thought the same damn thing. Ending sentences with prepositions is a HUGE pet peeve of mine, & I don't even care if I sound pedantic. It's become a reflex, & I'm now glad that I constantly harped about grammar to my children; at just-turned-13 & about-to-be 20, they are more articulate than a substantial number of adults, & certainly more so than the majority of their peers. Perhaps my newly-minted teen can assist Davis with his correspondence

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I think he should get time served and a show on CNN. Ex-Trumpers, where every show is revealing what a idiotic, barely human Trump is and offer up anecdotes about dealing with the man infant on actual problems . At the close, coming out of a commercial Cohen cues the live studio audience who say “how dumb is he” and the special guest shares a moment of trying to explain the basics of health for example and how Trump kept thinking is part of a whole life insurance plan.

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I know he hasn’t served any time but like some have said as long has he bashes Trump effectively p, it’s fine with me.

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Wait... The FBI had a hard drive with 14M docs on it, some that will, maybe yes - maybe no, help the many investigations into all the shit Hair Furor has done.

My question is just what the fuck was the FBI doing with that drive for the months they had it, (too lazy to research how many), since the raid on Cohen's places?

Surely, if there is something incriminating on that drive, the FBI, SDNY, etc, already know about it. Why do they need Cohen, except to testify at any and all upcoming trials? Felons are taken out of prison to testify all the time.

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Trying to find Hillary's e-mails.

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That's a very big hard drive, or else a lot of very small documents.Cohen will have plenty of time in prison to review the stuff; he can call the courthouse if he finds anything interesting.

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Frankly, if he provides proof of 45's conspiracy with Russia-i.e. treason, Cohen can go free and receive the Medal of Honor, as far as I'm concerned.

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*Snickers at 13-year-old helping this imbecile* 😁 But it’s not just the grammar thing. A “luxury“ is not something a person is “capable of“. 🤪 A luxury is something one has, a skill is something one is capable of. It sounds like Davis wrote this drunk.

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