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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I am so glad I never had reason to call Michael Cohen. I sound so weird on tape.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I will go to my grave believing that Comey had a tingle in his FBI spider senses about Cohen taping phone conversations, which is why he said that.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Everytime someone on Babylon 5 handed another character a data crystal, my first thought was always, "If that was me, I'd have a drawer full of those things in my desk drawer with absolutely no idea what was on any of them."

Stulexington's avatar

But I'm sure he didn't make any tapes of Trump, I mean why would a lawyer feel they need some sort of record when dealing with a lying liar who lies all the time?

$267495827's avatar

If Donny Trump has anything to hide.

•Cohen is not a man the Donny wants indebted to investigators or prosecutors.

•The payment by Cohen to Daniels may constitute an illegal campaign donation, a crime carrying a sentence of up to five years.

mailman27's avatar

I too am not down with the public rehabilitation of Boehner. First class shitheel.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Holy crap, it's that guy from Law & Order!

fuflans's avatar

why haven't i seen this everywhere in the trump era?

fuflans's avatar

omg landshark.

SO much old SNL is SO right for trump world.

fuflans's avatar

oh man i wish you all the best.