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My birthday is in July. I know what I want from Mueller as a present.

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Mine is in July too! July 12th! Maybe if we pool birthday wishes, Mueller might deliver?

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Yeah, Big Red wouldn't have been caught dead in that sheet, babe.

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I hope so. And then we can start putting together our Christmas Wish List.

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Micheal the lawyer from hell , put him in jail and throw the key's away - safe the taxpayer some money !

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I'll play too, I'm Pete, your across the street neighbor. neutral evil, I wouldn't say it's a special power, but I'm skilled at playing all the neighbors off against one another.

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It's half past Cohen's ass and quarter 'til his balls... mmhmmm

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That’s the kind of coat you wear, when you’re making fun of guys that wear coats like that...

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Sending to my friend who used to play D&D in 7th grade...

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And has been sitting in the sun for 4 hours...

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Salt! Salt! Salt!

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Stuff goes on all the time. Problem is Trump got elected US president, which puts him under a microscope. I've been saying none of this would be happening if his supporters hadn't elected him, but Cohen was in trouble with the NYC taxi commission - that may have blown open if it tracked back to Trump. We've still not seen anything about cash condo sales by Trump, which has loopholes that make them good for laundering money. Then there's this Friedman guy (Cohen's buddy) who just started cooperating with Mueller - he must have a goldmine of info to get such a reduction of charges.

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Stuff keeps coming in every day.. like Cohen's partner (or whatever) just flipping - trails keep shooting off in other directions.

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Every day? It seems like 10 times a day.

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Michael Cohen quacks like a cuck and walks like a cuck, so............

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Ugh. I have The Crud. The sore throat and sore Eustachian tube have improved since this morning, but I still feel like dirt. Thanks for the momentary distraction, $5F.

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