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H0mer0's avatar

or "Bitch, Pulleez!"

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Caitlyn_Bree's avatar

Mianus is significantly smaller.

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Dianna Deem's avatar

I laugh now every time I see that picture. His expression is just so *fucking* ridiculous.

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coco lurks from home's avatar

It would not surprise me to learn that Donald Trump's DNA is full of holes.

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RMS's avatar

showing off his new dental work: "aren't my new veneers awesome?"

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Emil Muz's avatar

oh brother where to start?...in order of my thoughts I suppose, but maybe not as entertaining:1) Cohen is a $500/hr lawyer rather than a $200/hr lawyer. So why does he have a HELOC (as the kids call it these days)? For pocket money to pay for hookers and blow? naaahhhh...no respectable loan officer would approve a loan for that.2) I had to scoff at the idea that W Michigan University had a law school in the first place, until I glanced at the Wiki link. Then I realized that it was just a night school diploma mill that somehow got a reasonably respectable mid-sized teacher education university to take it under its wing.3) Cohen is almost certainly dancing on the thin edge of being disbarred. He's either lying outright, or incompetent. There is no third option..

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unclejeems's avatar

Shakespeare--isn't he the guy who wanted to kill all the lawyers?

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Tosca's avatar

So why is Cohen willing to throw himself on this grenade? He has fucked up SO VERY BADLY that his best course would seem to be cutting his losses, throwing himself on Mueller's mercy, and hurling Trump under the bus. But he's not doing that. WHY ISN'T HE DOING THAT?

Is he simply too incompetent to realise how much trouble he's in? Is it a completely screwed up set of ethics which prevents him from abandoning his client? OR ARE THERE EVEN DIRTIER SECRETS HE'S DESPERATELY TRYING TO PROTECT?

Back soon, I'm running low on popcorn.

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DuchessD'Orleans's avatar

*with the voteball bat

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Thomas Molano's avatar

Third option: Both

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H0mer0's avatar

"baby I know!"

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H0mer0's avatar

[I don't condone voting violence but that had a poetic ring about it.]

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H0mer0's avatar

" He told them that they should wear their racism as a badge of honor."

aren't they doing that already?

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H0mer0's avatar

[He was legendary in Northern Virginia AA]

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H0mer0's avatar

[eww!]

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vitaminC's avatar

I swear to Dog this came up in a search for "small cheeto".🤢 https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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