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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

I, for one,. . . . .

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Mittens the Viking's avatar

You can take credit cards...

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James Baskin's avatar

"Pardon me?"

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James Baskin's avatar

He can always disrepresent hisself.

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James Baskin's avatar

"You'll be played by....oh, I dunno....Simon Helberg, maybe? Or Scott Baio?"Only if they can't get Hammity.

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JMP's avatar

But having a lawyer who's about to be disbarred doesn't seem like a good idea.

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Ne Jabba no barta's avatar

He also said that neither he nor anyone else is above the law right before saying he can pardon himself. Because - he's completely full of shit.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Indictment Friday is gonna be So Much Fun this week.

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chronozoan's avatar

can't we all just get a long...piece of rope and hang them with it?

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DaveM's avatar

If one squeezed all the shit out of Trump all that would be left would be a bad hair comb over and a crappy ill fitting empty suit.

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CptnEng2311's avatar

Maybe Shy could check Aladdin's IP to see if the post originated in Essex, GB.

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

just pop some popcorn, they'll hang themselves eventually.

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Weird Fishes's avatar

Best Infrastructure Week ever, so far.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Good point. That is a huge hole in my theory. They may enjoy his visits because they can crack jokes about his ineptitude when he leaves

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Meccalopolis's avatar

IOW, if he had to do it, he would.

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