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Mittens the Viking's avatar

You can take credit cards...

James Baskin's avatar

He can always disrepresent hisself.

James Baskin's avatar

"You'll be played by....oh, I dunno....Simon Helberg, maybe? Or Scott Baio?"Only if they can't get Hammity.

JMP's avatar

But having a lawyer who's about to be disbarred doesn't seem like a good idea.

Ne Jabba no barta's avatar

He also said that neither he nor anyone else is above the law right before saying he can pardon himself. Because - he's completely full of shit.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Indictment Friday is gonna be So Much Fun this week.

chronozoan's avatar

can't we all just get a long...piece of rope and hang them with it?

DaveM's avatar

If one squeezed all the shit out of Trump all that would be left would be a bad hair comb over and a crappy ill fitting empty suit.

CptnEng2311's avatar

Maybe Shy could check Aladdin's IP to see if the post originated in Essex, GB.

BlackestNoobs's avatar

just pop some popcorn, they'll hang themselves eventually.

Weird Fishes's avatar

Best Infrastructure Week ever, so far.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Good point. That is a huge hole in my theory. They may enjoy his visits because they can crack jokes about his ineptitude when he leaves

Meccalopolis's avatar

IOW, if he had to do it, he would.