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Enter Ranting's avatar

Call Mr. Plow. That's the name. That name again is Mr. Plow.

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Last Hussar's avatar

He signed legal paperwork. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING LAWYER.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Sleep-criming. Happens all the time. Someone should do a study...

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Thanks. I got here after the 111 thing and have been wondering. (Now please explain the "liblz" thing. Asking for a friend)

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"M"'s avatar

Yikes.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

I live in a small but real amount of fear every single day that I will recognize a name(s) of Russians in Florida in the real estate business suddenly appearing in the news. Cause ultimately, they're paying my bills, at least til I can manage to jump ship to someplace better..

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It shouldn't but sometimes people do get railroaded and the courts are unwilling to set things right. (Viz: Texas.)

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I believe that "liblz," usually spelled "LIBELZ" or "LIBELZZ" or "LIBELZZZ!!11,1,1!,l1, 1,!1,!!!1" is a variation on the mad-punctuation of the typical Shitferbrainser.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

My friend Lori was a rough chick. Sturdy, mean, and had three mean ass brothers that made her tough enough to hang with most guys bigger than her. She beat up a guy she had a crush on because he was picking on me. I wasn’t even concerned but she stepped in and the moron said something about her sticking up for her boyfriend. Wrong thing to say if you don’t want to go to the nurse’s office because you got beat down by a girl.

The fact that she had a crush on him made it a better love story than Twilight.

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

That one sez it all, no?

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Who was it who couldn't remember how many houses he owned? Was that John McCain or Mitt Romney?

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

You can check out,But you can never leave!

Bwahahaha!

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Reverend of Infinity's avatar

I'm thinking this might make a nifty ETF.

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InDogsWeTrust's avatar

Happened to me last night! Except, oh wait, eating a cookie is not a crime...

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

I suspect that his ego can't handle being around people who are smarter than he is.

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Viewmeister's avatar

Wow that CDAN stuff sure has built up a mythology. They even seem to think that Robert Downy Jr is a sekrit commenter there or something. Amazing the spirals that develop on the interwebs.

Regardless, what happened to those two children is indisputable, as is the subsequent cover up / brushing aside of it. Time Henley did some time.

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