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Certainly not in my family. Jail is kind of like a time out. The older brother is in prison for multiple DWI's. The middle brother just shot his housemate in the shoulder with a twenty-two target pistol.

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... Wendi Deng (who may or may not be Ivanka's Chinese intelligence handler, ALLEGEDLY) ...

Ian Fleming's least believable character, you ask me.

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We should be calling this the Trump Syndicate at this point.

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Congratulations! You just guaranteed that millions of more people are going to learn about narcissistic personality disorder and malignant narcissism! Great job!

https://static.independent....

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Run, Donald run. See Robert. Run, Donald, run. Faster, Donald, faster.

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Mueller has all the Dotard's Super Secret Shit!

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If I'm watching porn (for a friend) I prefer natural people...i mean my friend prefers natural looking people.

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Shut the fuck up Donny.

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There's no time to unplug it! Jump in now!

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I used to deliver pizzas. If the customer asked for "anchovies no sauce"...um *clears throat* you would get a $200 tip and it would take you 45 minutes to deliver the pizza.

True story.

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I want that candle to light in someone else's house.

If i didnt see this on Wonkette, id post it on Wonkette.

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Wait - I thought that was a documentary?

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He needs to stay away from beautiful women inexplicably attracted to him, balconies, and falling hot tubs.

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So can Cohen be charged with even more criming? And get another trial and go to jail for even longer?

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Sex should not be a spectator sport.

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As posted by Dana Milbank on 3/18 at the WaPo:

"Trump is Right, This IS a Witch Hunt"

The treatment of Trump by special counsel Robert S. Mueller III and other investigators does have characteristics of a witch hunt. This is because Trump has characteristics of a witch.So says a leading authority on the history of witchcraft, Thomas J. Rushford, history professor at Northern Virginia Community College in Annandale. In an anthropological sense, Trump “is really quintessentially a witch figure,” the professor tells me, and if what is happening to Trump is a witch hunt, “it is only in a good sense, that is, this is society policing the boundaries that they believe to be ethically and morally right.”Therefore, to dismiss what is happening to Trump as groundless by calling it a witch hunt is unfair — to witch hunts.“A witch would be doing a lot of magical things all considered to be wrong,” the witchcraft professor says, but authorities “wouldn’t do anything about it until there was some egregious enough act.” If somebody was “truly a witch figure,” Rushford said, he eventually “crossed a line.” He also noted: “Trump has done the same kinds of things.”“If you take that culture on its own terms, they had every right to punish people who were breaking the law,” Rushford argues. “They were saying, ‘Here is a person we believe to have violated the ethical and moral conventions of our society.’ ”

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