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Zerosumgame-vaxxed's avatar

The Addams Family? Will they BBQ him or roast?

Enter Ranting's avatar

The women are strong, and the men are good looking.

DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

Better: Jell-O with Miracle Whip.

victor meldrew fan club's avatar

asshole can't be bothered to wear a jacket

DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

"the drunk guy needs to be more specific."

He'd fit right in the wonkette comments.

DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

"as if he hasn't been kissing their asses for most of his career."

Yep. Another example of why I never refer to my 40-year life of writing crazy as a "career."

Carpeperdiem's avatar

So, do I get the car or don't I?

Gigglesnort's avatar

"The snarling face of the donor class?" This is coming from Tucker? Isn't he in that class, and so are the CEOs of the advertisers that are keeping Fox on the air? It's just hilarious that trust-fund Tucker thinks he's somehow in the vanguard of the revolution or something. It's chic now in Republican circles to think or at least put out for the rubes that you're some scrappy insurgent doing battle against the Establishment. All the time in the service of the party of plutocrats.

susan_g's avatar

"Fucking weasel bitch" is so good that I would like Michael Fanone to plant a similar-styled name on every member of the Treason Caucus. Let 'er rip!

Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

He's been in Congress since 2007 and hasn't done a damn thing to help out the people he allegedly represents.

John Thorstensen's avatar

Bike Snob NYC called them "smarting phones".

John Thorstensen's avatar

What really happened was that she somehow avoided slugging him. But the bad lip reading is perfect.

Zap's avatar

You get run over by the car.

Zap's avatar

It'll be the Fourth of July before we get a speaker.