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Cat Cafe's avatar

Just exactly what Karl Rove wanted you to think

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Well, apparently, we'd just have to promise them instant riches if they'll just send a check for "handling and processing" to this convenient P.O. Box, but, unlike the Republicans, we have some kind of moral core.

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"Flynn also received $11,250 from a Russian charter cargo airline"

To move exactly what kind of cargo?

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Leave her alone, she's such a dingbat, things would only get worse trying to make sense out of anything she says. Give her a lobotomy pass.

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I'm so tired of reading about Russia. Can we just put the whole Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight in jail and be done with this?

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White skin will do that.

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Day before. Remember, Trump gots to get paid.

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Morbid curiosity, however, would force me to watch it.

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Ms. Gnome was recently in the hospital for an unexpected long weekend. Western medicine is fucking science fiction. People walking around with goddamned tricorders.

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Cheaper than buying a membership.

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Wait! Was that? That little tingle. Was that like empathy or sympathy or something?

Nope. Just gas.

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At the very least, a dutch oven the next time Ivanka stays over.

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Also a little under-prepared in the whole foreign policy field.

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Two gentlemen were fighting over ownership of a nonprofit corporation for a crazy fundy church. Both were evidently officers of the corporation. Both signed up with the Secretary of State's office to receive email notifications whenever changes were made to the corporation's records.

Person A is the statutory agent, the only contact info in the record, essentially the official mailbox for the corporation.

Person B goes in, files a form to appoint himself as agent, signs as an officer of the corporation, and pays a $25 fee.

Person A receives notification of the change of agent information on the record, files a change of agent form re-appointing himself as agent, and pays a $25 fee.

Person B gets the notification and re-appoints himself. $25. Rinse and repeat.

We could have funded Meals on Wheels with these two guys.

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TPP is how Trump spells TP.

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One area that Trump has never shown an interest in while trying to emulate the wealthy aristrocracy is yachts. He goes for big planes instead.

I wonder if he's afraid of the water or boats or something?

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