We were pretty excited yesterday reading about the impending indictment of Rep. Michael Grimm (R-Staten Island, FUCK YOU BUDDY!) on federal charges. The only mystery was the nature of the charges, since prosecutors had not yet unsealed the indictment. Because a frisson of excitement runs up our spine anytime the words
Watch the right spin this as "he only did this because payroll taxes are too damn high" and urge Congress for more tax cuts on jerb creators.
Snipy libel!
Let me count the ways.
It's official. Whatever committee a GOPer serves on, just go ahead and arrest them for whatever crime relates to their committee.
Immediately after that photograph was taken he devoured that puppy in a scene eerily reminiscent of Diana from "V".
The fact that he's reptilian may finally explain the strange orange glow about him.
Sure, sure, but what's his stance on deporting illegals (those that aren't slaving in his stupidly-named restaurant, that is)?
RUN, PUPPY, RUN!!!!
300 for the God-WIN, 100 extra style points for the mike drop.
and damn him for forcing us to think about his manbits.
Watch the right spin this as "he only did this because payroll taxes are too damn high" and urge Congress for more tax cuts on jerb creators.