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bobbert's avatar

Let me count the ways.

Vienna Woods's avatar

It's official. Whatever committee a GOPer serves on, just go ahead and arrest them for whatever crime relates to their committee.

Pookums's avatar

Immediately after that photograph was taken he devoured that puppy in a scene eerily reminiscent of Diana from "V".

The fact that he's reptilian may finally explain the strange orange glow about him.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Sure, sure, but what's his stance on deporting illegals (those that aren't slaving in his stupidly-named restaurant, that is)?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

300 for the God-WIN, 100 extra style points for the mike drop.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

and damn him for forcing us to think about his manbits.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Watch the right spin this as "he only did this because payroll taxes are too damn high" and urge Congress for more tax cuts on jerb creators.