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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

AI will never beat NS (Natural Stupidity).

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Upfist for post. Virtual upfist for homologous.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

during the learning phase neural networks are close but they're at least learning.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Enough so that people who don't really care feel a need to kowtow to it.

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All of those things are more welcome in my world than Republicans.

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RoomClearer's avatar

Furbies are creepy, I get it.

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Ms. O was involved with a gentleman for a while before me. He put her through all sorts of shit. When she finally confronted him about all this, he grinned and said, "It's okay, you passed."

She said, "No, I didn't," and walked out.

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"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

Voltaire

My version? It doesn't take a belief in God to feed the hungry, but it does to burn a witch.

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That's just sad.

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You know these guys. The louder they are, the worse it is. If only his hard drive was just filled with run-of-the-mill porn.

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He was never asked the big question. He doesn't believe transgenderism exists. They're just confused members of a binary gender.

The big question? If you eliminate transgenderism as a concept from the culture, what do you do about people who don't stop being trans in public?

We all know the answer to that one.

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They hear artificial intelligence, and they think Frankenstein. They think of man trying to play God and create life. You know how well that always ends.

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"There's a demon in my semen."

Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Ireland is one of the few places that supplanted the local pagan religions with Christianity without a lot of violence and bloodshed. At that time, the druids were the true power in the land, and Patrick convinced the tribal leaders to convert by assuring them that they're power to rule their people would come directly to them from God rather than the druids.

They jumped on that shit.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Ooooooh, that's good. And fucking true.

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ReversePolarity's avatar

But, but, but... it has to be SATAN!!1!

It couldn't possibly be that the AI is simply picking the most common plot line of 90% of the bazillion romance novels written in the last 50 years. No. That would be absurd. Surely, it's Satan.

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