Hello friends! Your Occupy Wall Street correspondent spent the day familiarizing himself with the park-dwelling lifestyle (pro tip: poop at McDonald's, not in your pants) and meeting the treacherous peaceniks that he will be spending an entire week with. Did you know that these "disorganized, godless pixies" are actually extremely intelligent and highly organized, and that they have a kitchen that serves three meals a day and a medical station that offers free medical assistance and
Do I sense a business opportunity here? Protests like Wisconsin and Occupy are probably just going to get more and more common especially if the Republicans makes some gains this next election *shudder*. Seems like a meals-on-wheels/medical station that features organic food and herbal pepper spray remedies will be very much in demand as our country goes down the tubes.
Thanks, DBB! I've always lamented their lack of forward technological progress, but with all the god-awful things white septegenarians get into on the interwebs these days, perhaps I should count my lucky stars that they haven't figured out email or google. I do still have high hopes of teaching them how to check the missed call log on the cell phone I got them years ago, though, so they don't default to calling me and saying, "it rang and I couldn't find it in my jacket pocket fast enough, did you call?"
The Occupiers need some sort of angle to draw more media attention, but what? Nudity? No, not with Michael Moore in the mix, or the grannies. They're too ambulatory for scooters, and explicitly nonviolent. Something with money, maybe. How about a toilet in a prominent place as a symbolic drop-box into which attendees and passer-by can drop dollar bills, with the proceeds to be donated to indigent medical care, or abortions or something?
Thanks for doing this Mr. Waggaman. I smell a Pulitzer or maybe its poop. Either way, good job and stay safe. The Listen To Me Granny is kind of hot, are you hitting that?
So, you're saying the Brietbart wants to get medieval on Riley's ass?
[rimshot]
Do I sense a business opportunity here? Protests like Wisconsin and Occupy are probably just going to get more and more common especially if the Republicans makes some gains this next election *shudder*. Seems like a meals-on-wheels/medical station that features organic food and herbal pepper spray remedies will be very much in demand as our country goes down the tubes.
Thanks, DBB! I've always lamented their lack of forward technological progress, but with all the god-awful things white septegenarians get into on the interwebs these days, perhaps I should count my lucky stars that they haven't figured out email or google. I do still have high hopes of teaching them how to check the missed call log on the cell phone I got them years ago, though, so they don't default to calling me and saying, "it rang and I couldn't find it in my jacket pocket fast enough, did you call?"
I wish I had a grandma like that. Alas, I am grandma-less. And my parents are republicans. *Head sags in shame.*
Thanks, Barb! They're not bad people, they just haven't realized that by today's standards, Ike was a commie.
The Occupiers need some sort of angle to draw more media attention, but what? Nudity? No, not with Michael Moore in the mix, or the grannies. They're too ambulatory for scooters, and explicitly nonviolent. Something with money, maybe. How about a toilet in a prominent place as a symbolic drop-box into which attendees and passer-by can drop dollar bills, with the proceeds to be donated to indigent medical care, or abortions or something?
Americans like money.
This can be verified if someone saw a Panting Beirbart lurking nearby.
Thanks for doing this Mr. Waggaman. I smell a Pulitzer or maybe its poop. Either way, good job and stay safe. The Listen To Me Granny is kind of hot, are you hitting that?
like April showers bring May flowers, panting Briebarts bring de-pantsing Brietbarts.
Ok...I just made myself a little sick.
Big hugs here...but if it helps any, you can bring them up the best you can, but in the end, parents have to make their own choices.
ugh
The granny in the picture looks like a sweetie. She has comma eyes.