So everybody remembers how Michele Bachmann is known to run away from other people screaming? This is apparently totally normal "Michele" behavior, who'd have guessed! Conservative gossip tabloid The Daily Caller got the dirt from three anonymous people "close to Bachmann" saying she gobbles pills all day long, has, uh, "episodes" and mysterious insane "headaches" that require hospitalization when she gets stressed out, all of which she blames onthose constant communications from outerspacewearing high heels. All of this sounds so predictably close to the cartoonish vision of Michele Bachmann that most sane people already entertain when they think of this harpie dingbat that we are asking, is this really news? Oh right, she wants to be president.
Just because her brain is trying to jump out the windows is no cause for alarm, everybody. When she gets that bug-eyed look, just give a couple simple raps on the forehead, that usually scares the little guy right back down where it belongs.
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A vershtinkene momzer that one is. Oy.
I dont think she melts...I think she is a floater.
I think her husband would hold one in his jaw until the swelling went down..
â« The tide is high. But I&#039;m holding on. I&#039;m gonna be your number one ... â«
Holy cow, so evolution is taking us less towards X-men, and more towards foot-fetishists?
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=J5kGUW6M7W0" target="_blank">These boots were made for noggin.</a>
speaking as a shiksa, i had no idea that&#039;s how you spelled &#039;farklemt&#039;.
Whatever else you can say about her, I&#039;m pretty sure Bachmann doesn&#039;t cause or get erections.
I thought those WERE Marcus&#039; outfits!
Just because her brain is trying to jump out the windows is no cause for alarm, everybody. When she gets that bug-eyed look, just give a couple simple raps on the forehead, that usually scares the little guy right back down where it belongs.
A single subarachnoid hemorrhage ought to do the trick.
Call your doctor if you&#039;re still big after 4 hours.
Besides, every wingnut within 6 feet of a keyboard would immediately recognize that the CT and MRI scans were Photoshopped.
Is that what she schoots spa with?
So it really <i>will</i> be the gays that bring everything crashing down.