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TundraGrifter's avatar

How can the tea baggers lose something they never really had? <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/demint-warns-t...">http://news.yahoo.com/blogs...

Spurning Beer's avatar

A vershtinkene momzer that one is. Oy.

TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

I dont think she melts...I think she is a floater.

TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

I think her husband would hold one in his jaw until the swelling went down..

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รขย™ยซ The tide is high. But I'm holding on. I'm gonna be your number one ... รขย™ยซ

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Holy cow, so evolution is taking us less towards X-men, and more towards foot-fetishists?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=J5kGUW6M7W0" target="_blank">These boots were made for noggin.</a>

fuflans's avatar

speaking as a shiksa, i had no idea that's how you spelled 'farklemt'.

The Quirk's avatar

Whatever else you can say about her, I'm pretty sure Bachmann doesn't cause or get erections.

The Quirk's avatar

I thought those WERE Marcus' outfits!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Just because her brain is trying to jump out the windows is no cause for alarm, everybody. When she gets that bug-eyed look, just give a couple simple raps on the forehead, that usually scares the little guy right back down where it belongs.

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Besides, every wingnut within 6 feet of a keyboard would immediately recognize that the CT and MRI scans were Photoshopped.

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So it really <i>will</i> be the gays that bring everything crashing down.