We get so many ridiculous press releases every day, we're going to start featuring them in this new unintentional comedy section, "Press Releases Without Comment." TO: tips@wonkette.com DATE: Wed, Aug 17, 2011 at 5:15 AM Press Release: Michele Bachmann First To Make Illegal Immigration Top Issue for 2012
Slight correction: Rick Perry puts <a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/stories\/0811\/61451.html" target="_blank">other people&#039;s money</a> where his mouth is.
Correction to the correction: Rick Perry <a href="http:\/\/www.thenation.com\/blog\/162817\/rick-perrys-polluter-cronies" target="_blank">puts his mouth</a> where other people&#039;s money is.
I know, friggin Canucks. Doesn&#039;t he know that while everybody else lives in reality, us Merkuns are busy creating a new reality and leaving the rest of the world in our dust?
Here&#039;s something to ponder Michelle. We Texans and Mexicans have been getting along just fine for about 100 years. Sure, we have a drug war and Los Zetas and that&#039;s not good. But as a State, with the help of the US Border Patrol and Immigration and Customs Enforcement, we&#039;re working hard as a State to keep the criminals South of the Rio Grande.
So why don&#039;t you just shut the fuck up and go partner with Rick Ballsack Perry and go play I Wanna Be President. We Texans (along with the U.S. Government) are just fine.
One other thing Michelle: When we bring troops home, it&#039;s not so they can be deployed on the Southern border so you can look good. It&#039;s to bring them home - period.
Now go take some more of your stupid pills and listen to your signed Randy Travis CD.
I think I posted this before, but it seems to fit:
Sung to the tune of Don&#039;t Fence Me In.
Give me links lots of links give me shiny links of steel Please fence us in Build a wall through this broad paranoia that we feel Just fence us in
Let us be by ourselves behind the razor wire And turn back Coyotes lest we open fire Seal us off forever til that race retires...Just fence us in.
Just pour concrete till it straddles that old saddle on the border line Won&#039;t it be sweet when it wanders over yonder Keeping them from taking mine?
Sure you can say we&#039;re anachronistic, but that will never stop us being jingoistic This wall is being built upon a crass statistic
Slight correction: Rick Perry puts <a href="http:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/stories\/0811\/61451.html" target="_blank">other people&#039;s money</a> where his mouth is.
Correction to the correction: Rick Perry <a href="http:\/\/www.thenation.com\/blog\/162817\/rick-perrys-polluter-cronies" target="_blank">puts his mouth</a> where other people&#039;s money is.
I know, friggin Canucks. Doesn&#039;t he know that while everybody else lives in reality, us Merkuns are busy creating a new reality and leaving the rest of the world in our dust?
I think that&#039;s much too subtle of a difference for the Teatards to detect.
Looks like he&#039;s been enjoying a lot of those tasty French pastries and Foie gras. He looks like my neighbor&#039;s Shar Pei dog.
Between Chinese contractors and East German enigneers, I&#039;m sure they can get it done on budget and to spec.
Illegal immigration is her top issue? Hooray! That whole jerbs thing is solved. Also our credit rating must be back up to AAA. And debt, shmebt.
Here&#039;s something to ponder Michelle. We Texans and Mexicans have been getting along just fine for about 100 years. Sure, we have a drug war and Los Zetas and that&#039;s not good. But as a State, with the help of the US Border Patrol and Immigration and Customs Enforcement, we&#039;re working hard as a State to keep the criminals South of the Rio Grande.
So why don&#039;t you just shut the fuck up and go partner with Rick Ballsack Perry and go play I Wanna Be President. We Texans (along with the U.S. Government) are just fine.
One other thing Michelle: When we bring troops home, it&#039;s not so they can be deployed on the Southern border so you can look good. It&#039;s to bring them home - period.
Now go take some more of your stupid pills and listen to your signed Randy Travis CD.
Ho ho! You are correct sir!
brilliant
I think I posted this before, but it seems to fit:
Sung to the tune of Don&#039;t Fence Me In.
Give me links lots of links give me shiny links of steel Please fence us in Build a wall through this broad paranoia that we feel Just fence us in
Let us be by ourselves behind the razor wire And turn back Coyotes lest we open fire Seal us off forever til that race retires...Just fence us in.
Just pour concrete till it straddles that old saddle on the border line Won&#039;t it be sweet when it wanders over yonder Keeping them from taking mine?
Sure you can say we&#039;re anachronistic, but that will never stop us being jingoistic This wall is being built upon a crass statistic
Just fence us in.