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BarackMyWorld's avatar

In other news: <a href="http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/money\/economy\/story\/2012-05-09\/state-economic-mobility\/54866786\/1" target="_blank">Study looks at economic mobility state by state</a>

Spoiler Alert: The worst states are in the south.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Maybe they can help her. Doesn't the government provide free psychiatry over there?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Someone already thought of it 3 hours earlier.

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>Did I miss something?</blockquote>

Some, uh. . . people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.

SullivanSt's avatar

Nuthin'

We'd all like outs in case Rmoney wins, but not all of us are fortunate enough to be half-furrin.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Don't forget perfecting chocolate, numbered bank accounts, hiding Nazi stolen goods, and Heidi.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

She has not demonstrated loyalty to sanity for decades.

chascates's avatar

I think even if you come up with something no one else did it either might not spark a snarky post or might possibly invite a search for other sources for the same idea. I've been told both by Steuf and Newell 'thanks for the tip but we saw something funnier than what you mentioned in your tip' (drugs and alcohol have certainly taken their toll). Keep sending in tips! The more the overlords have to choose from the richer the choices we have to riff off of. Rebecca seems to have moved (especially in her own posts) to including multiple sources and multiple aspects to a topic which I think is more enjoyable and instructive than just one story line. And if a blind squirrel can find sometimes find the acorn a buddha certainly can a kernel of wisdom.

fuflans's avatar

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH VIDAL SASSOON????

SullivanSt's avatar

She was, at the time, standing in front of a group of Swiss congresscritters, and responding to a journalist pointing out that she was now entitled to run for office in Switzerland herself, so it's not quite Palinesque word-salad, it sort of makes sense in context.

Also, balls.

SullivanSt's avatar

Guess we'll just have to content ourselves with burning her then.

Oh well!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Ole Crazy Eyes should have had to face the House Ethics Committee for telling citizens they didn't have to answer the US Census in 2010. She got away with that one, too.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Interesting that her family thought this was soooo important, but she didn't go through with it while she was running for President of the US of A.

chascates's avatar

I can beat that. Years ago (before Newell left the first time) I was Googling for news and somehow managed to find 'Washington Times sold' and thought it was a current article. It was not. Newell replied back "Yes, this was very big news when it happened in 1904" or something like that.

chascates's avatar

One of my favorites from HuffPost: Police Find Crack In Suspect's Butt: Ramon Blair Arrested In Florida <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/17/police-f...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...