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You want a real laugh, try to getting a reporter to ask Palin.

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HITLER is never the wrong answer. Must be something wrong with the question.

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Caption: One-L vs Two-L

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We would have also accepted, "She may not be too bright, but I'd still ram a llama ding dong, IYKWIM."

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That makes "going under" sound so naughty.

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You know, I was having an okay night until you reminded me of Nader 2000.

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Tribute.

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Mmm. Less likely?

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Okay, this is some kind of Less Likely Singularity. My comments would be starting to swirl, if they could exist.

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Obscure, yet tangy.

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This is a delicate question, but do you pass the "age" test?

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Oh, have a sense of wonder. Let her run for goddam President. Just try to slap some sense into District 6(?).

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A detail: That must be some kind of pygmy llama (thanks, Frank). We have some folks up here in the foothills that raise llamas, and I met a few of them a few days ago. They were lovely and very calm (i.e., they didn't react to small children grabbing at them).

They were also looking down on me, at 6' 1". The one 1L was smooching was a puppy.

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Maybe. But not this Marcus.

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Only in South Carolina, New Mexico, Washington, and Oregn.

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Basil Marceaux.com LIBEL!

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