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bobbert's avatar

"Dammit Luke, I'm a doctor, not your father!"

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bobbert's avatar

Assume Chuck fucked.

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bobbert's avatar

Hell, she's a newly-minted dual Swiss citizen. Move to the fucking Alps.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Logan Furrow might beg to differ.

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diogenez's avatar

I can imagine her peeing on the prison floor.

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diogenez's avatar

To be fair, she has 3509 children to support.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

And only one "N" in her last name. Commie.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Sally Struthers ha ha Meatheads wife what was the feed the children lady who gained like 300 pounds while the kids starved cause of no snap cards.I be thinking if those wee ones had been done for by Bachman she could have helped them out. Her being a frog marcher she could have taught them the frog tounge and they could have catched them some of the flies what was all over them.Bet for only 18 pennies a day they could have been spayed and nutered,and for a dime,nickle and only 3 pennies Sarah McClaughen could have singed them a song Stiffle Obamacare

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diogenez's avatar

Real porn that starred the Senator would qualify as torture porn.

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diogenez's avatar

This could be an instance where she could handle multitasking.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Dear Michele,

Kindly self-copulate with an oxidized farm implement.

Thanks, hon.

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PubOption's avatar

I looked at Free Republic this morning. Amongst the usual wingnuttery was one guy suggesting that Obamacare should be abolished (surprise), but that anyone should be able to enroll in Medicare/Medicaid. Was he not aware that that was a Public Option, and therefore some evil socialist plot?

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PubOption's avatar

Rebecca, first you said the story was not about a simpleton, then you mention Michele. What is going on?

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Come down from there, we need the wood. ...because it's getting cold.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I thought that congress critters got to keep their solid gold, platinum coated and diamond encrusted health plan after they left (quit) their job. What is she talking about?

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chascates's avatar

She's a real martyr, a modern day Joan of Arc. First the tragedy of having old timey light bulbs taken away and now no insurance. Sick and in the dark.

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