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Every CEO ever?

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No such luck. This applies to several new crazy eyes who were recently elected as well. (I'm looking you Iowa)

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Marty McFly?

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I'm new to this cause and effect thing, but gas prices started falling as soon as Bachmann said she would not seek reelection.

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Leave my parents alone.

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...I'm sure Marcus Bachman is excited at the drop in the cost of petroleum based products.

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Oh, one-L's not common. She's a very, very special snowflake.

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lolwut?

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The crazy eyes set her apart as a different species. Of what species, exactly, no one is sure.

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My ex's mom!

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Good! Wonderful. Do that. First step: an exploratory committee to find the place. Start now, She1ey.

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