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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

troubles is- the rest of them have quit and sued her

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

every thorn has its prick

fuflans's avatar

well, i think we can all be thankful that nothing else happened between 9/11 2001 and 9/11 2012.

Dylan Black's avatar

Yeah I had precisely the same experience, read those books (The Incarnations of Immortality series) when I was a pre-teen, trying to read them again in my 20s was painful.

The Quirk's avatar

Still better than the Xanth shit.

The Quirk's avatar

Job, for not having a job?

The Quirk's avatar

He's co-dependent.

The Quirk's avatar

Maybe She/He/It/Them just lets the answering machine pick up, to avoid folks like Michele.

bobbert's avatar

One thing you have to say about Mr. Jacob is he never has had noticeable writer's block.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Can God author articles of impeachment that even He can't successfully defend against? Then He is not omnipotent...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

there's always Jon McNaughton

bobbert's avatar

Ha. That was weird. I scored a 69. I think there is something wrong with their "See what others said" thing though. E.g., I answered "Parents were mostly married", and "No piercing". The comparison bar chart claims to be "Percentage who gave the same response as you", but if I believe that, it means that only 14% of Boomers had parents who were mostly married, and all members of the silent generation have piercings.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

waaay ahead of you. For not mentioning penicillin in the Bible.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Ralph Reed (of all people) said when you mix religion and politics, you get politics.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

God slavishly obeys the laws of physics and probability. pussy.