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I been waiting for that one. The only Waterloo with a seriously good university.

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Jesus and the Ten Commandments????

Wikipedia, here I come!

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Hell, the woman is at war with reality. That never goes well, in the long run; we can only hope that the "long run" is considerably less than our lifetimes.

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Every voice in my head has its own account - that's OK, isn't it?

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You thought all penises were that large?

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I'm a female pedophile.

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Waterloo's where the Blackberrys are from.

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You don't see color?

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Yes, but what do you get when you search for your name in Google Images?

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Cancellation of the Apollo program? That was me.

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Six billion Richard Basehart action figures to you for the reference!

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I just changed Wikipedia for all of these, so YOU'RE ALL WRONG NOW.

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