Michele Bachmann Has a New Best Friend (Barack Obama)
Guess who loves that pay-freezing Kenyan socialist Barack Obama? Crazy teabagger Michele Bachmann, that's who! She can't wait to visit the White House and give Barack a big perfume-y hug now that he's the new Ronald Reagan. Yay everybody! [ Michele Bachmann's Twitter ]
Did you hear jaunty yet strangely melancholy accordion music at the same time?
"I've been calling for cooler temperatures; good to see Mother Nature heeding the call."