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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Did you hear jaunty yet strangely melancholy accordion music at the same time?

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chascates's avatar

"I've been calling for cooler temperatures; good to see Mother Nature heeding the call."

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Now she'll want to put that Kung-Fu Death Grip hold on Obama like she did to W. I think it causes brain damage if applied long enough.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Is that what crazy smells like?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What if she yells out "You da man, you da man!" ?

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Fartknocker's avatar

According to the GAO this will save the Feds $200 million/day, which equals the cost analysis prepared by that bitchy hack Bachman pronounced when she read a newspaper from Delhi for Obama's last overseas trip.

Need mores bullshit...

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PsycWench's avatar

Until Michelle the Obama shows us why she really keeps those arms in good shape. Come on, FLOTUS! Don't let Bitchmann win!

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fuflans's avatar

if michele is perfume-y i bet sarah smells like hotdog water.

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