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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I'm getting really sick of hipsters and their puns. Damn do they love their puns. The lowest form of humor. No snark, sorry.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>Bringing absurd Rock and/or Roll Covers to Your Political Events, Leftist Rallies, Union Organizing Drives, Weddings, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, Children’s Parties, Tea Party Torch’n’Pitchfork Terror Picnics (TP^3), Bipartisan Live-Action Role-Playing Fantasy Conventions, and Funerals</i>

So they are essentially <b>Wonkette: The Band</b>.

102415's avatar

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes will take care of all your party needs.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...Barack Obama would obviously insist on doing a rap battle, because of his color."</i>

Careful Barry ... Sarah Palin™ says she knows <i>all</i> the lyrics to "Rappers Delight". But that's a claim that may go unverified until she appears on RWTS* around 2014. And will still be unverified by me because if I watched, I'd have to gouge my ears out with my own hands.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

None of them stand a chance against the Moron Tabernacle Choir.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I am waiting for something in my own idiom, like maybe Jah Gingrich.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Don't they sing the Battle Hymn of the Republicans?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

"I’d rather have a lousy band and a great country"

These men are true patriots. Rock on to the best of your marginal abilities solders. Rock on.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I'm in, where can I buy a tour t-shirt? Can we be sure this isn't a CIA psyops operation, I think Great Falls is kinda near Langley.