In these tough economic times, white people are really struggling to find preexisting jobs that don't include touching dirt or doing actual work (that is for Mexicans) and because of this, "entrepreneurship" is the cool name for trying to make a buck off a mostly lousy idea. We are guessing this is the background story, in its entirety, for the newest thing to hit desperate wannabes "rocking out" in DC's worst intern bars.
<i>Bringing absurd Rock and/or Roll Covers to Your Political Events, Leftist Rallies, Union Organizing Drives, Weddings, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, Children&rsquo;s Parties, Tea Party Torch&rsquo;n&rsquo;Pitchfork Terror Picnics (TP^3), Bipartisan Live-Action Role-Playing Fantasy Conventions, and Funerals</i>
So they are essentially <b>Wonkette: The Band</b>.
<i>&quot;...Barack Obama would obviously insist on doing a rap battle, because of his color.&quot;</i>
Careful Barry ... Sarah Palin&trade; says she knows <i>all</i> the lyrics to &quot;Rappers Delight&quot;. But that&#039;s a claim that may go unverified until she appears on RWTS* around 2014. And will still be unverified by me because if I watched, I&#039;d have to gouge my ears out with my own hands.
I&#039;m getting really sick of hipsters and their puns. Damn do they love their puns. The lowest form of humor. No snark, sorry.
<i>Bringing absurd Rock and/or Roll Covers to Your Political Events, Leftist Rallies, Union Organizing Drives, Weddings, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, Children&rsquo;s Parties, Tea Party Torch&rsquo;n&rsquo;Pitchfork Terror Picnics (TP^3), Bipartisan Live-Action Role-Playing Fantasy Conventions, and Funerals</i>
So they are essentially <b>Wonkette: The Band</b>.
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes will take care of all your party needs.
<i>&quot;...Barack Obama would obviously insist on doing a rap battle, because of his color.&quot;</i>
Careful Barry ... Sarah Palin&trade; says she knows <i>all</i> the lyrics to &quot;Rappers Delight&quot;. But that&#039;s a claim that may go unverified until she appears on RWTS* around 2014. And will still be unverified by me because if I watched, I&#039;d have to gouge my ears out with my own hands.
None of them stand a chance against the Moron Tabernacle Choir.
I am waiting for something in my own idiom, like maybe Jah Gingrich.
Don&#039;t they sing the Battle Hymn of the Republicans?
John Hunts Man
&quot;I&rsquo;d rather have a lousy band and a great country&quot;
These men are true patriots. Rock on to the best of your marginal abilities solders. Rock on.
I&#039;m in, where can I buy a tour t-shirt? Can we be sure this isn&#039;t a CIA psyops operation, I think Great Falls is kinda near Langley.