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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

...much to our surprise and amusement, one of the sky marshals didn't know who she was and thinking she was a threat, wrestled her to the deck. The plane had to be diverted to a closer airport so she could be handed over to DHS officials.

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bobbert's avatar

An oblique nod to Donna (RIP): "She works hard for the crazy".

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chascates's avatar

Will someone change the words to 'Waltzing Matilda' to 'Creeping Sharia'?

"Creeping Sharia, Creeping Sharia Creeping Sharia is coming for you . . ."

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Leg her down and smack -em yak -em!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Well, this is priceless.

The <a href="http:\/\/shariahthethreat.org\/about-the-book\/about-the-authors\/" target="_blank">authors</a> include Andrew <strong>McCarthy</strong>.

Only names I recognize among the rest of 'em are notorious lying Islamophobes Frank Gaffney, James Woolsey and Gen. Boykin

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote> billionaires are implementing their version of The Golden Rule. </blockquote>

Presumably, that's "those with the most gold, rule".

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Dear Penthouse Letters, I never thought this would happen to me but there I was on a 737 sitting next to Michele Bachman...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No...Michele is that scary troll thing out on the wing throwing copies of the koran into the jet engine. I think the episode was "Sharia at 30,000 Feet"

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Michele and her like-minded dimwits remind me of the opening scene in the movie M*A*S*H. All the doctors are on the helipad watching for the incoming wounded. Then the helicopter flies in from behind them.

While Michele and the Tealiban are on guard for infiltrating Sharia Law, billionaires are implementing their version of The Golden Rule.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Penny was able to summarize Bachmann's intellectual prowess in less than 140 characters with enough left over for Miley Cyrus gossip, if she wanted to send that too.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

BRILLIANT JZ!

This gets my <i>Nearly Falls From Chair Cackling While Others Stare In Bemused Resignation</i> award for today

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