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The guy in the background seems enthused

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Michelle is not a crazy motherfucker, I categorically deny that. She is obviously a crazy Our Fatherfucker.She is such a spiritual slut, letting the Holy Spirit whisper in her ear, having Jesus come into her. She probably yells out God's name when.. you get it, she's having a holy ménage à trois. Then things get crazy when she straps on a crucifix...

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Absolutely none! A dear friend of mine is a big mucky-muck in Narcotics Anonymous, and he wears a button that says that to NA meetings, which I think is cool. HIS point in doing that is to keep it lighter than he believes was the original intention. I just borrowed it for this.

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"And it was absolutely stunningly remarkable"

It would strain credulity.

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I thought the voters of Minnesota led her out of Congress.

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I can do without the teeth.

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There's a category for the larger sized corndogs on Pornhub.

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I got it when Hillary just started laughing and couldn't stop. I know she was punchy after all the hours on the grill, but I realized at that moment that she and I were on the same wavelength.

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@Gleem-McShinez- Well. at least that particular Big Invisible Sky Boohoo anyway.

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@Poe's Law- There's such a thing as "real christians"?Real people probably get it "real christians"probably ignore it.

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This lady is insane :/ I actually kinda feel almost bad for her...almost.

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So, Marcus had to change the name of his Pray-Away-the-Gay-for-Pay "counseling" service. Dunno how I missed that the first time. Does Michele-one-L testify as to how awesomely that's working out for Marcus?

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You mean like, "You should grow like an onion with your head in the ground and your legs in the air!" upbeat?

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If that were true, would the B in LGBTQ stand for Batshit? Or Beard?

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That was SUPPOSED to be in response to Whitroth, not Cool_North. Sorry.

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Please see above.

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